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    Cowpoos vs Scracha - There can be only one fat old bastard

    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    I'ld kick you arse around manfield in a leaky old wooden dingy with only one oar!!
    Dear Mr Poos,

    Thank you for your kind invitation to kick my arse in a leaky old wooden dingy. I regret to inform you that no matter how much it may rain at Manfield, there is no way in hell I'll be circulating that track on a wooden dingy (least of all a leaky one).

    I've heard the bollocks that old retired geezers like you spout about how fast they were on their ancient Suzuki's. If you're as fast as your gob then indeed, you'll have no problem spanking (or kicking if that's your preference) my arse on a few laps around Manfield. Therefore I'll gratefully lend you my "Shite Old 400 (TM)" in order that you may "give me the learn" that you keep promising.

    Regards

    Mr Scracha


    ps. Can we get "the Drew" in there again just to make it interesting?
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    The number of contenders for fat old bastard is much greater than you and poos.
    PS poos crashes better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    The number of contenders for fat old bastard is much greater than you and poos.
    PS poos crashes better
    But I'm the kitty litter surfing champion.
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle
    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    Ohh shit !!! You mean ill have more work to do to your bloody bike after this little outing ?

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    So how is this all going to take place,

    same bike and by laptime?
    In a race with two kinda similar bikes?

    or is poos just going to make excuses and not come out to play?
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    Poos is fast

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    My Money is on Scracha, poos has only ever raced three times, Mr Scracha has alot more race track experience, and anyway Mr poos will crash
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    Poos is fast
    but is he fast when it counts?
    Second is the fastest loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    poos has only ever raced three times
    Jesus, that means he must be about as fast as me then eh.

    He'll win for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by koba View Post
    So how is this all going to take place,

    same bike and by laptime?
    In a race with two kinda similar bikes?

    or is poos just going to make excuses and not come out to play?
    Scorpio's at dawn !!!!
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    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    If you're as fast as your gob
    Stevie,stevie,stevie.....there ain't no shit show in the world you would beat me around a race track on a motorcycle my friend!! find some proof that you would get close and I may consider it.


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha
    ps. Can we get "the Drew" in there again just to make it interesting?
    http://www.mylaps.com/results/showrun.jsp?id=663954 <---shows drew well put in his place...and not just that ocasion...he's only ever beaten me at 'ANYTHING' once...and I'm tired of hiw bleating...how many serves does a guy need before he puts something in his pie hole!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    My Money is on Scracha, poos has only ever raced three times, Mr Scracha has alot more race track experience, and anyway Mr poos will crash

    I have race much more than 3 times Mr and I have never crashed during a race...not many of my racing peers could ever say that!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    I have race much more than 3 times Mr and I have never crashed during a race...not many of my racing peers could ever say that!!!
    Oh yeah where and when???? besides what ya going to race ya got no bike bro

    Anyway after multi trips trying to find some seals and gaskets Im now about to put your generator back together.
    Hopefully it goes ok, never put a engine back together only pulled one apart once and that was yours yesterday
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    I'd be happy to loan out my lap timer for timed runs......................must be a test day coming up at track at some stage

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