So I pull up at the 95 pump...

**Chooky** · 27th February 2009, 18:34

I pulls up at the 95 pump at the Shell station and then BARP BARP from behind....I ignore it, thinking its one of my mates tooting at me.
[strange really coz I dont have any mates]..
Get off, take helmet off, and this dude yells at me "move up to the next pump".
He was a passenger, some stupid bitch was driving...
I walk right up to him and say "na I want 95 from this pump" the other pumps were 91.. and then I give him a "try tooting ya fukin horn at someone else".
He sat back in the car while the bitch filled it up.

What would you do....???

**Wingnut** · 27th February 2009, 18:36

Something along the same lines probably - depending on what sorta mood Im in at the time

**MadDuck** · 27th February 2009, 18:36

Originally Posted by Chooky

What would you do....???

Smack the bitch?....depends on whether the fella is hot or not

**skidMark** · 27th February 2009, 18:39

Along the lines of wingnut would depend on my mood...

On any day... "no this is the only pump with 95"

If i'm pissed off "DON'T BE SO RUDE YOU CUNT"

If they took it further they would either lose a mirror or score a black eye.

**Mully** · 27th February 2009, 18:45

On a similar note (cagers being dicks)

Tonight, on the way home, we were in the left lane to go straight ahead (we were allowed to go straight from the left lane).

Light is red, but a green left arrow comes up (which I can't use, of course) while the pedestrian crossing goes.

Anyway, here a couple of toots from behind us. Look in the mirror and there is a guy waving frantically that he wants to turn left.

Note, this is the corner that the Waitakere City Council is on, the road is about 100 metres long and a cul-de-sac, so there was nowhere really he could go.

Pulling ahead would have put me on the man-hole cover, and since I had Miss Mully on the back, I wasn't going to do that, so I shook my head and pointed straight ahead.

Dick kept beeping, and Missy Mully turned around and gave him the finger. By this time, the left arrow has gone red, so watching him in the mirror and he's doing a big dramatic show of not being able to go.

At this point, my light had gone green, but (beautifully) there was now a red arrow, so he couldn't go anyway. As I let the clutch out, I gave him the finger and the universal "wanker" sign and rode off laughing my fricken head off.

**Dave Lobster** · 27th February 2009, 19:00

Originally Posted by Chooky

What would you do....???

Pull him out the car, dislocate his jaw, kick in in the bollocks, drag him to the ground and stand said jaw with your boot. Point out it'll break in four places if he doesn't apologise.

Then fill up with 95.

**98tls** · 27th February 2009, 19:17

Probably would have ignored the piece of shit and filled my bike slowly.

**MotoGirl** · 27th February 2009, 19:21

I'd just tell them I was after the 95. I don't expect everyone to know what fuel my bike runs on so how do they know I'm not just being an arrogant dick? I'd only get aggro if they persisted.

**skidMark** · 27th February 2009, 19:22

Originally Posted by 98tls

Probably would have ignored the piece of shit and filled my bike slowly.

Yeah thats the other approach...ignore and take your time...

I mean...really take your time... are all my indicators working? stop light...horn...etc

**BiK3RChiK** · 27th February 2009, 19:30

Ignore and just fill up, then slowly go to the pay counter and queue with the rest then after paying slowly stroll back to scoot and climb on, re-set the trip counter, pull on my helmet, do it up and pull on gloves, and ride on out of there like you have not a care in the world!

**98tls** · 27th February 2009, 19:30

Originally Posted by skidMark

Yeah thats the other approach...ignore and take your time...

I mean...really take your time... are all my indicators working? stop light...horn...etc

Yea thats it mate,whilst checking the indicators sit on his bonnet.If he took offence mention that you spent some time with his wife years ago down an alleyway behind a nightclub.

**skidMark** · 27th February 2009, 19:32

Originally Posted by 98tls

Yea thats it mate,whilst checking the indicators sit on his bonnet.If he took offence mention that you spent some time with his wife years ago down an alleyway behind a nightclub.

Hey man im only 63kg... i wouldn't push it THAT far lol

**vifferman** · 27th February 2009, 20:48

LOL-E.
Reminds me of my one servo run-in; just ignored the other guy.

Exciting though, huh? opportunity to be a Big, Bad Biker.

**Maha** · 27th February 2009, 20:51

Originally Posted by BiK3RChiK

Ignore and just fill up, then slowly go to the pay counter and queue with the rest then after paying slowly stroll back to scoot and climb on, re-set the trip counter, pull on my helmet, do it up and pull on gloves, and ride on out of there like you have not a care in the world!

After getting all the gear back on, that when you remember you forgot the chewing gum...ah well, back to the queue.