Tank/vagina battle

**Scouse** · 3rd March 2009, 16:19

thats not very nice calling yourself Tank vagina. I think Tank flaps sounds better.

**scumdog** · 3rd March 2009, 18:24

Originally Posted by scracha

Who cares, but

I baggsy first sniff of the tank

Me?

First lick.

**Solly** · 3rd March 2009, 21:07

No one has once voiced there concern for the poor tank.....blinkers off guys

**owner** · 3rd March 2009, 21:24

Licking and sniffing of my tank will be charged at 25$ a time

but wait there's more

There will be no time limit you can lick and sniff all you like for one small fee of 25$

**Bikernereid** · 3rd March 2009, 21:57

Originally Posted by McJim

Try a Ducati Monster then. Nice and narrow and not too far off the ground. I wanted one for ages then I tried one and found it was far too small for me (6'1" Glaswegian...go figure).

Neat bike for shorter legged people.

They come in a variety of engine sizes from the gutless 400 Jap imports up to the muscular S4Rs.

Thanks for this was really looking for a Suzuki but if the short leg issue dictates that that isn't possible I will seriously consider looking at a Duc. After seeing the problems my dad had with bikes and short legs I am more concerned with buying a bike I am comfortable with than one that looks pretty etc.

**buellbabe** · 4th March 2009, 05:55

[QUOTE=Bikern1mpho;1962771]Why should I harden up, I like being a soft girly

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QUOTE]

Good on ya! So do I...I'm a total girly-girl who happens to have an obsession with Motorbikes...boots...leather...

BTW I agree that the Monster could well be a good choice, a mate of mine recently bought one and she is a shortarse. She feels really comfortable on it

**Griffin** · 4th March 2009, 08:03

Originally Posted by Tank

Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up

.

-Tank

When I saw the title of this thread and looked on the first page I just knew that there would be a comment in here somewhere from you about it

**davereid** · 4th March 2009, 08:08

What ya need is a mounting dowel on the seat. Say about 6" long and an inch and a half diameter... that should stop you sliding forward onto the tank..

**oldrider** · 4th March 2009, 08:17

Originally Posted by owner

Licking and sniffing of my tank will be charged at 25$ a time

but wait there's more

There will be no time limit you can lick and sniff all you like for one small fee of 25$

Do you accept Visa?

Can't wait.

John.

**MSTRS:Me** · 4th March 2009, 08:21

Originally Posted by davereid

What ya need is a mounting dowel on the seat. Say about 6" long and an inch and a half diameter... that should stop you sliding forward onto the tank..

With adapted leathers (ATGATT eh), that could work. A second dowel could provide extra security?

**Bikernereid** · 4th March 2009, 09:16

Originally Posted by davereid

What ya need is a mounting dowel on the seat. Say about 6" long and an inch and a half diameter... that should stop you sliding forward onto the tank..

Thanks will look into that.

**Jerry74** · 4th March 2009, 09:29

dont use dowel you may get splinters

**scracha** · 4th March 2009, 14:20

Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho

Thanks for this was really looking for a Suzuki but if the short leg issue dictates that that isn't possible I will seriously consider looking at a Duc.

I'd thoroughly recommend a 748r. Ideal first big bike*. I just happen to have one for sale.

*honest

**vifferman** · 4th March 2009, 17:26

I have a strong suspicion (almost blue vein cheese strength) that if I put "vagina" or other 'interesting' terms in the title of every thread I started, they'd get heaps of interest.
I guess if nothing else, at least the thread titles would be exciting...