God-spot research

**SARGE** · 11th March 2009, 19:07

Originally Posted by Ixion

What, does it give y' the shits?

im feeling the power!!!!

glorious... simply glorious..

**Hitcher** · 11th March 2009, 19:09

Originally Posted by SARGE

im drinking them now .. he should have them in an hour

As the Great Prophet Archie Bunker once said: "You can't buy beer, you can only rent it."

**Ixion** · 11th March 2009, 19:10

Told y' it was weasel piss. Proper beer, like as it might be, Speights wouldn't do that to y'

**SARGE** · 11th March 2009, 19:20

Originally Posted by Hitcher

As the Great Prophet Archie Bunker once said: "You can't buy beer, you can only rent it."

**SARGE** · 11th March 2009, 19:21

Originally Posted by Ixion

Told y' it was weasel piss. Proper beer, like as it might be, Speights wouldn't do that to y'

only cuz ya cant get it past ya gullet...

**Grahameeboy** · 11th March 2009, 19:25

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Check it One step closer to explaining the brain damaged believers.

Makes sense dude as God created us...obvious init

**McJim** · 11th March 2009, 20:39

Bugger - I'm mentally handicapped - I don't have these bits in my brain obviously. I never felt I was on any 'higher plane' when I was forced to pray as a child...it was just words. Went through the motions for years to avoid getting beat up but never believed a word of it and never actually felt the need to believe. For me it was enough that the universe is an infinate place full of secrets to be explored and explained by science.

I still feel that way and was quite agreived the other day when looking through my 5 year old son's school books to find stuff about god. I do not recall giving my permission to discuss doctrine with a 5 year old. I was sentient enough at that age to be cynical but I feel my son is a bit more trusting.

**SixPackBack** · 11th March 2009, 20:51

Originally Posted by McJim

Bugger - I'm mentally handicapped - I don't have these bits in my brain obviously. I never felt I was on any 'higher plane' when I was forced to pray as a child...it was just words. Went through the motions for years to avoid getting beat up but never believed a word of it and never actually felt the need to believe. For me it was enough that the universe is an infinate place full of secrets to be explored and explained by science.

I still feel that way and was quite agreived the other day when looking through my 5 year old son's school books to find stuff about god. I do not recall giving my permission to discuss doctrine with a 5 year old. I was sentient enough at that age to be cynical but I feel my son is a bit more trusting.

My experience was the opposite: had to go to Sunday school and accepted it for a few years. My daughter however from 5 years old thought religious teaching at school [ in Ozzie] was laughable, in spite of her being a perfect child she refused religious teachings no matter what I, the school or her precious [religious] grandmother said..............a perfect example of Darwinian evolution!

**Winston001** · 11th March 2009, 20:55

Originally Posted by McJim

I still feel that way and was quite agreived the other day when looking through my 5 year old son's school books to find stuff about god. I do not recall giving my permission to discuss doctrine with a 5 year old. I was sentient enough at that age to be cynical but I feel my son is a bit more trusting.

I think it's in the schools conditions of entry, my wife had a similar reaction. No harm done mate, children need to be exposed to all sorts of ideas. Better the wee lad learns from mum and dad that some people believe in god, have different beliefs, and respect them. Otherwise its pretending that an enormous part of the world population don't have spiritual beliefs which makes it even tougher to explain Islamic terrorism when they ask.

Not knowing bible stories and religious stuff robs kids of part of our language and culture. It isn't necessary to believe anything to know about Noah, David and Goliath, Moses, they are good stories on their own.

**Blatman** · 11th March 2009, 21:05

ummmm...did I log on to the wrong site by mistake? Is this Kiwi Biker or Kiwi Bible Basher? Or is this just trolling?

**Ixion** · 11th March 2009, 21:05

Originally Posted by McJim

Bugger - I'm mentally handicapped - I don't have these bits in my brain obviously. .

Well, we've all known that for years. Y' from Glasgow, stands to reason. God did not give Glaswegians bonces to hold brains, He gave them them to head butt each other.

**McJim** · 11th March 2009, 21:07

Originally Posted by Ixion

Well, we've all known that for years. Y' from Glasgow, stands to reason. God did not give Glaswegians bonces to hold brains, He gave them them to head butt each other.

That would explain the bony protrusions at the front Ixion,

,thanks...I was beginning to think I was Hellboy.

**hospitalfood** · 11th March 2009, 21:11

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

One step closer to explaining the brain damaged believers.

so i wont see you sunday ?

**Grahameeboy** · 11th March 2009, 21:12

Originally Posted by McJim

Bugger - I'm mentally handicapped - I don't have these bits in my brain obviously. I never felt I was on any 'higher plane' when I was forced to pray as a child...it was just words. Went through the motions for years to avoid getting beat up but never believed a word of it and never actually felt the need to believe. For me it was enough that the universe is an infinate place full of secrets to be explored and explained by science.

I still feel that way and was quite agreived the other day when looking through my 5 year old son's school books to find stuff about god. I do not recall giving my permission to discuss doctrine with a 5 year old. I was sentient enough at that age to be cynical but I feel my son is a bit more trusting.

The drugs were good in those days eh..

Agree about school issue though.