Motorcycle parks?

[DarkLord]

Thing is though, Taupo is a smallish town, it may come back to me if I do that...

Good idea about the vivid in the pocket though I may well just get one especially for that purpose

[gatch]

Better yet, as most bikers are labelled as raping/pillaging murdering thieves as it is, further the stereotype by smashing a window, leaving a handwritten note on the drivers seat, with a fresh laid turd to hold it down..

Seems fair to me, they take your park, you shit in their car..

[PirateJafa]

First option is to let the air out of all four tyres. Only takes a little stone and about two minutes.

The other [rather better] option is that you use your bike to park them in, and then sit down very conspicuously nearby with camera in hand. Refuse to move your bike to let them out. Keep the camera to hand so they know if they try anything it'll all be going straight to the cops. Even take some pictures of them/their vehicle while they're there, just to make sure they know. Fuck 'em.

[CookMySock]

First option is to let the air out of all four tyres. [....] The other [rather better] option is that you use your bike to park them in

Heh, naw they will knock over your bike and just drive away, and theres fuck all you can do about that.

Geez you lot, just park elsewhere. Why the stress? Bikes fit in any tiny little gap.

Steve

[sunhuntin]

ive seen a few cars using the bike parks in our main street. since i dont use them unless im in a rush, i just let it go. we cant park behind them here, as that would put the bike right in the road where itd like get run over.

by that same token, ive often seen idiot scooter owners parking their bikes in car parks... right up against the kerb, so often a car will be halfway pulled in before they even know the scoot is there.

[PirateJafa]

Heh, naw they will knock over your bike and just drive away, and theres fuck all you can do about that.

Try reading the rest of the post.

[CookMySock]

Try reading the rest of the post.

I did read the rest of the post, you gonk. I'm not a complete idiot, I just commented on that part.

Steve

[PirateJafa]

I did read the rest of the post, you gonk. I'm not a complete idiot, I just commented on that part.

...

You rather just proved otherwise. :slap:

[MarkH]

I suggest carrying a bottle of cat piss (make sure the lid is tight), pour it into the air duct thingies so when they want fresh air they get the smell of cat piss instead.

[sinned]

A nice note with instant glue on the windscreen works a treat. At a place I worked at there was often a car parked in private parks. The series of notes left under the wiper blades didn't work until - the windscreen was plastered with notes using fast glue. That was the end of that windscreen and the car never returned.

[peasea]

Fuck talking. Slash the tyres.

I'm with you.

[peasea]

I suggest carrying a bottle of cat piss (make sure the lid is tight), pour it into the air duct thingies so when they want fresh air they get the smell of cat piss instead.

Or easier to obtain; a tin of sardines.

[Spyke]

Well my opinion on the matter is just park diagonal across a car park instead that way you waste one of their parks. hehehehe

[BiK3RChiK]

I suggest carrying a bottle of cat piss (make sure the lid is tight), pour it into the air duct thingies so when they want fresh air they get the smell of cat piss instead.

So how does one go about getting such a bottle?

[CookMySock]

So how does one go about getting such a bottle?

He sucks it out of his cat, and spits it into the bottle.

Steve