It's a pisstake. A dick with a kink in the end is a bonus - means you can actually reach the G spot without dislocating your thigh bones from your pelvis. If it had happened in real life she woulda just left it well alone eh?
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It's a pisstake. A dick with a kink in the end is a bonus - means you can actually reach the G spot without dislocating your thigh bones from your pelvis. If it had happened in real life she woulda just left it well alone eh?
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maybe she is trying to get the bend to suit her Gspot.............
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Best laugh of my day that's for sure. Especially the outraged replies from unrelated folks...
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I had a mate with one of those dicks and was he "popular" with the women!
Mind you his tongue was the same size and shape too!
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Is it sicker what she did? or that we all read it?
Originally Posted by FlangMaster
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There are pisstakes, and then there are pisstakes that indicate that the pisstaker has quite a lot of frustration over certain unfulfilled fetishes.
While that thread was certainly a successful troll, I'm not surprised that whoever posted it (and it was certainly a male) wanted to stay anonymous. It says a lot more about his not-so-buried predilections than it does about the happy little mutually-masturbating family of his imagination.
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So it was you then.
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What a hilarious and bizarre thread.
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*shudder*
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Actually.....
The condition described is real. A previous boyfriend of mine had to have the op that fixes this weird bend(he also couldn't pull his foreskin back) - it was getting to the point he was afraid of the pain involved with cracking a hardon. Post op he was in agony for weeks. Balls the size of oranges and frustrated as hell for months as he wasn't allowed to have sex and then when he was it was always with a condom and in the end was too much of a hassle to even bother. Tore the stitches at one point cracking a hard on too...I think a non invasive approach might have been something we both could've enjoyed.
Didn't end up staying with him for long in the end so not sure if it really did cure the J but it did look straighter and he was able to withdraw his foreskin post op which he couldn't do before that.
Just saying - it is real and does happen and it DOES look a little strange when you see one for the first time!
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