Best things your partner could say to you about your adventure riding!

**Paladin** · 26th March 2009, 18:16

Originally Posted by bart

Hey honey........blah,blah,blah.................blah,blah,blah.........blah,blah (as I'm walking to the shed to get the bike out)

No, she's nice really

...........I'm just hard of hearing

She will so kill you if she sees that Bart!!!

**young1** · 26th March 2009, 19:12

"yes I think a carbon fibre exhaust will suit the back of the bike just fine"!!

**young1** · 26th March 2009, 19:13

So you are off riding with Triboy (or Marks)? dont worry honey I will go and buy a bottle of rum for you to take!

**Phreaky Phil** · 26th March 2009, 19:36

When are WE leaving ? Can we take some time off next week and stay away longer ?

**pete376403** · 26th March 2009, 19:42

"Lets go for a ride over to toppys and see if we can talk the hot waitress into a threesome"

**Woodman** · 26th March 2009, 19:58

Well go for a fucken ride then cos having you moping round the house looking up at the hills is doing my head in.

**junkmanjoe** · 26th March 2009, 20:07

you spend more time on top of that bike than you do me.

( yip at least my bike dosnt moan and likes to do and go where i want to.)

**Padmei** · 26th March 2009, 20:08

Originally Posted by pete376403

"Lets go for a ride over to toppys and see if we can talk the hot waitress into a threesome"

oh yeah now we're talking!!

**bart** · 26th March 2009, 20:09

Originally Posted by pete376403

"Lets go for a ride over to toppys and see if we can talk the hot waitress into a threesome"

Pah,ha,ha,ha..................just about spat my coffee all over the screen.

**Paladin** · 26th March 2009, 21:06

"That Thumper of yours vibrates me in all the right places, bend me over the seat and give to me hard big boy!"

**buggsubique** · 26th March 2009, 21:13

Originally Posted by Paladin

"That Thumper of yours vibrates me in all the right places, bend me over the seat and give to me hard big boy!"

Now that just seems to be pushing the bounds of reality Dave...

Although I have been groped before in my mx gear...musta made me look big and tough cos the brutal truth is that I'm a skinny little fuck.