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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Cos it's Baby Jesus's death (and rising again) anniversary.

    And Baby Jesus isn't big on boozing, apparently. Despite his old man's trick with the wine and fish thing.
    What a crock of shit.

    Because the god botherers don't fancy a drink.. the real people can't either??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post

    Welease Bwian!!
    Vewy well, we will welease Bwian
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Cheers for the reminder chicky babe

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    It's "Jesus day" or some bullshit like that.
    Yeah i remember going down to the bottle shop last good friday and thinking Jesus !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Cos it's Baby Jesus's death (and rising again) anniversary.

    Well technically it's the spring/autumn equinox celebration... you know, bunny rabbits and Easter eggs on the first full moon following the equinox.

    But Christians don't like the idea of everyone celebrating a pagan festival so they turn it into another one of their "Jesus days"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    And Baby Jesus isn't big on boozing, apparently. Despite his old man's trick with the wine and fish thing.
    So wine and fish are ok but beer and pizza is out, bugger I can handle the wine.
    Its not the destination that is important its the journey.

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    I thought they had a haysoos day every saturday.. Seems to be the day all his clown followers want to come knocking on my door wanting to see me cracking one out.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    Well technically it's the spring/autumn equinox celebration... you know, bunny rabbits and Easter eggs on the first full moon following the equinox.

    But Christians don't like the idea of everyone celebrating a pagan festival so they turn it into another one of their "Jesus days"
    I thought it was the day that God botherers celebrated Jesus turning into a giant rabbit that lays chocolate eggs. Shit, I'm got meself confused again.
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    I saw this thread too late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magua View Post
    I saw this thread too late.
    You are actually probably lucky.... Beer adds up in cost very quickly and of course there were people bloody everywhere in the supermarket!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Just in case anyone has forgotten, you cannot purchase alcohol on good Friday or Sunday and if you're anything like me this coud really ruin your long weekend!
    Can anyone explain that in detail? I mean; Is that a law? is there any form of religion connected to government?

    We left inquisition some years back, didn't know they sent them to the antipodes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mujambee View Post
    Can anyone explain that in detail? I mean; Is that a law? is there any form of religion connected to government?

    We left inquisition some years back, didn't know they sent them to the antipodes.
    Don't know, don't care. I just want to be able to drink when *I* want to...
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    Blah

    Mmmmmmmmm....morning bourbon

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    Quote Originally Posted by mujambee View Post
    Can anyone explain that in detail? I mean; Is that a law? is there any form of religion connected to government?

    We left inquisition some years back, didn't know they sent them to the antipodes.
    Yes, it is law. No licensed premises may open on Good Friday, Easter day, Christmas Day, or the morning of Anzac Day. There are inspectors check on compliance.

    On Good Friday and Easter Day most retail shops must be closed, by law. And almost all other non essential businesses close also.

    Nothing to do with an inquistion, the rules affect all religions equally. Much to do with respect and allowing retail workers to have special days with their families .

    Thre are 361 other days in the year to shop and get drunk. People can manage without both for four days.
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    Dammit got some piss but forgot vegetables and milk.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    On Good Friday and Easter Day most retail shops must be closed, by law. And almost all other non essential businesses close also.
    Video / DVD shops can stay open. Not sure that they'd be classed as essential.....

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