Important questions...

**javawocky** · 23rd April 2009, 12:40

Originally Posted by wbks

Reminds me of driving down the motorway last Saturday when a zx10 rider next to a cbr250 rider passed me at 110... The zx10 rider was for some reason tucked in in race position going up and down gears trying to get away from the 250 almost clipping every truck in each lane

Are you sure it wasn't one of those fangled new zxr 250 jobbies? They look a lot like their bigger brothers nowdays. Either that or he was messing with his mind

**Mikkel** · 23rd April 2009, 12:51

A3: Probably like your own - just remove logic and add empathy.

**Mom** · 23rd April 2009, 17:27

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

We used to run, hand in hand, through the fields of Tulips.

You sure you were not tip toe-ing through those tulips?

**boman** · 23rd April 2009, 18:01

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

I have some questions, that, while trivial, need some answers.

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Answers please.

A biker was riding along the road, somewhere in America, minding his own business, when there was a flash of light and a voice from above said” Because you have been so good in life I will grant you one wish”.

The biker thought this over and replied “God, I would like a bridge to Hawaii. So that, all bikers can ride over there for a holiday”.

God replied “That is an unreasonable request. Do you know the hassle and logistics involved in such a job? You will have to think of another request”.

So the biker thought again. “OK, I would like for me, and every other male, to understand the mind of a woman”.

God replied “would you like two lanes or four on your bridge”?

**wbks** · 23rd April 2009, 18:27

Originally Posted by javawocky

Are you sure it wasn't one of those fangled new zxr 250 jobbies? They look a lot like their bigger brothers nowdays. Either that or he was messing with his mind

Nah, had the trademark huge air intake under the screen so it was definitely a 6 or a 10... Could have been one of those tyga zxr250 kits but I doubt it. Just struck me as a little funny... I could get the idea at 200+, but 110km/h?

**Solly** · 23rd April 2009, 19:03

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Yes,.......If it wasn't for woman, us blokes would go about thinking we're right all the time

**Sharry** · 23rd April 2009, 19:18

Originally Posted by slofox

A woman's WHAT?

I knew there was a reason you'r not called fastfox

**MarkH** · 23rd April 2009, 19:18

Originally Posted by MsKABC

He was probably brain-damaged from being previously run over by a bus.

Did you mean "from previously running into a bus"?

**martybabe** · 23rd April 2009, 19:25

3. Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind.

Just ask, they're happy to explain, I've been a student of this particular subject for 50 years! so far all I've gleaned is they get up in the morning and go to bed at night. I'm still a bit baffled by the in between bits to be honest.

Gotta love dem women though.
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**MsKABC** · 23rd April 2009, 20:38

Originally Posted by Sharry

I knew there was a reason you'r not called fastfox

Bling on its way sweets.

Originally Posted by MarkH

Did you mean "from previously running into a bus"?

No, I mean from when one of those unpredictable, black smoke-belching behemoths that transport people en masse, that we like to call "buses", swerved or pulled out unexpectedly, or ran a red light and drove straight over the top of him.

Originally Posted by martybabe

Just ask, they're happy to explain, I've been a student of this particular subject for 50 years! so far all I've gleaned is they get up in the morning and go to bed at night. I'm still a bit baffled by the in between bits to be honest.

Gotta love dem women though.
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I think you're probably doing better than my husband then.

**Fatt Max** · 23rd April 2009, 22:37

Gidday one and all,

Mikeyboy, still here my old ferret and waxwork, just not as much. Been busy writing the book and recording the album and all that jazz. Thanks for the nice words mate, mucho appreciated.

As for our oriental cousins, I've had no more run ins with them lately however I did have a bit of a palava with the police a few weeks ago, story goes something like this....

Me and my mate in his cage driving from another mates wedding reception in Taupo. My mate is the designated driver because he was on some kind of drugs for an ingrowing arse hair or something, I dont feking know, ask his doctor.

Anyway, I am really pissed, as pissed as a muslim prophet (Mo-Hammered) and larking about in the front seat. Someone says something funny and my mate the driver drops his ciggie into his lap.....

He reaches down and clears away the burning ember from his hairy brain and by doing so he made the car swerve ever so slightly. He corrects the car but not before a rozzer in a parked patrol car spots him and before we know it we have the flashing lights and are pulled over.

Copper approaches the car and we are still laughing from whatever it was that made us laugh in the first place. Conversation goes something like this:

PC: Good evening sir, had a nice evening?
FM: Spectacular occifer, spectacular...
PC: (to my mate) Have you had a drink tonight sir?
FM: Nah mate, he dont drink ever since that incident with the goat and the catholic priest
PC: Sir, do you mind, I'm talking to the driver
FM: Sorry mate. What did you pull us over anyway?
PC: I noted some erratic driving and your car swerved in the road.
FM: Thank gawd for that, I thought the steering was fucked....

Following which, to cut a long and drawn out story to a conclusion, I was cautioned and warned not to take the piss out of police duties again....fair enough I suppose.

Other than that, I did run into the guy I snogged during a fight in Mt Wellington just before Christmas. I was having a jar in The Cock N Bull in Ellerlise and he walked in with some right dodgy looking slapper. After a while I sidled over to the bird and said what a great kisser her boyfriend was. Needless to say he got a bit aggro on it and got himself ejected from the pub......

I got the birds phone number though...Mrs Max wasnt impressed with that.....

Hope you guys are ok anyways, always nice to have a yarn or two

Missing you already

FM

**Blackshear** · 23rd April 2009, 23:34

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

FATT MAX'S POST

Glad you're alrighty then goov'neh.

**MarkH** · 23rd April 2009, 23:36

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

story goes something like this....

Bling sent for being so entertaining.

**mujambee** · 23rd April 2009, 23:50

Originally Posted by javawocky

No. But recenly me and the wife came to an agreement which has solved ALL our problems. "She is always right" Even when she is wrong or doesn't make sence - she is always right and I am always wrong - so simple

Mine reached the same agreement with herself long time ago.

Didn't get any chance to argue, I'm wrong by default.