Who is the BEST ONSTAGE MC at Rallies???

[Harleyman30]

Hey there guys and gals, as this is my first thread I thought I would start wih something interesting.

We all go to heaps of different rallies and every rally has its own MC (the guy or gal that runs proceedings on the end of a microphone).

So my question to all is........

Who is the Best one, and which rally do they control??

My pick would have to be at a local rally here in Hawkes Bay called the One Night Stand, the guy that runs that thing is bloody good, he would have to be the best of all the rallies that I have been to, and I have been to a few, but , close 2nd place goes to the guy the used to run the Sulpher City Rallies>>

So who is your favourite??

[Hitcher]

My mother is my favourite rellie, although my brother would be the better MC...

[kiwifruit]

I don't know about bike rallies, but at the scared sheep drag /stunt day earlier this year "White Trash" was bloody good with the mic.
Had me in stitches a few times. most humorous.

[Riff Raff]

I don't know about bike rallies, but at the scared sheep drag /stunt day earlier this year "White Trash" was bloody good with the mic.
Had me in stitches a few times. most humorous.

You should try living with the guy!!! I've got pretty good abs now thanks to all the laughing he makes me do!

[ajturbo]

years ago i was put up on stage to MC the wet T-shirt comp ... at the canvastown rally...
was i any good??

with all the tities in my face.........and 300 onlookers... i kept telling myself that they were cheering for me.....

[The Pastor]

years ago i was put up on stage to MC the wet T-shirt comp ... at the canvastown rally...
was i any good??

with all the tities in my face.........and 300 onlookers... i kept telling myself that they were cheering for me.....

Stop lying that was your grand mother, mother and sister. And don't say you wernt aroused. Your sister tell me diffently.

[Maha]

Hammer !!!! he would make a good MC.......

[Hitcher]

Can't touch that.

[ajturbo]

Stop lying that was your grand mother, mother and sister. And don't say you wernt aroused. Your sister tell me diffently.

but you forgot to say that YOUR MUM was up there first!!!
saggy tities and all...
she pushed all aside to show em off...

it was all going so well till she took ALL her cloths off... even god had to say something about that and made it rain....