Data Entry Work

[placidfemme]

That's a fine attitude you got there young lady. YOU'RE FIRED!!!

So far, one KB'er works for me. It's all part of my master plan.... Mwahahahahaha... (with little finger at side of mouth)

lol I'm a bit slow... forgot about this thread... theres nothing wrong with my attitude... its meant to be this way...

now I'm gutted i got fired do I get a payout? maybe redundancy?

[Zed]

...now I'm gutted i got fired do I get a payout? maybe redundancy?

Haha you're a trier Placid, this will not look good on your resumé!

[placidfemme]

Haha you're a trier Placid, this will not look good on your resumé!

I know... they'll ask me "why did you leave your last job?" and I'll have to say "because i have a bad attitude" lol

[LilSel]

they'll ask me "why did you leave your last job?" and I'll have to say "because....

....somone with bigger tits applied for a job"... LOL

[placidfemme]

....somone with bigger tits applied for a job"... LOL

lol yeah... "my ex-employeer didn't think I looked slutty enough for his clients..."

[LilSel]

lol yeah... "my ex-employeer didn't think I looked slutty enough for his clients..."

LOL...

[placidfemme]

LOL...

well its hard to look slutty when your not even girly haha

[Indiana_Jones]

well its hard to look slutty when your not even girly haha

Renegade master (yes that's really him lol) looks pretty slutty, can she/he get the job?

-Indy

[LilSel]

Renegade master (yes that's really him lol) looks pretty slutty, can she/he get the job?
-Indy

Oh dear.... And I thought I looked odd in a skirt

[placidfemme]

Renegade master (yes that's really him lol) looks pretty slutty, can she/he get the job?

-Indy

oh my... I'm speechless... I was confused for a second... now I'm speechless...

Edit: are his um.... her... toenails painted?

[MrMelon]

Does anyone have a red hot poker I can use to soothe the pain in my eyes?

[placidfemme]

Does anyone have a red hot poker I can use to soothe the pain in my eyes?

lol it won't help... cause its stuck in your brain... I recommend some A-Class drugs

[SARGE]

Motorbike friendly employer looking for experienced data entry staff. Grafton location. Flexible hours including late nights and weekend work.

Must have data entry experience and that doesn't mean replying to threads on KB. Our data entry system provides imaged data on screen and helps you read characters & words so you are basically validating data. Easy and lots and lots of fun.

i'll take it ...


heres my CV



Dallas, Sarge, Candice, whatever
EndlessMurk512@xtra.co.nz
This Abject World
(021) 555-5555



Objective
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I have no objective. What's the point when cold death is the final destination for us all? Can you explain that to me? I know I'm supposed to put something here, though, so here goes: Your objective is to hire me into a challenging position in a Sales and Marketing field within which you feel I can "make a difference" and "contribute" in a team environment.

Imbecile.



Education
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Bachelor of "Business" with a major in Marketing, University of Cincinatti

B.S., all right. It tickles me greatly that vapid, hornswoggled employers place so much emphasis on scholastic aptitude and higher education, as if knowing the Pythagorean theorem could shield me from the stygian pointlessness of mortality or the lurid abyss of imminent nonexistence. Of course, I use the word "tickles" figuratively, since I feel absolutely nothing.



Skills
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Skills are valueless and only serve temporarily to bolster the trembling egos of the sheeple of this wretched world. I eschew all so-called personal development, instead dying under the premise that, when I'm a biodegrading mess of worm feed hopelessly buried beneath a fathom of dark earth, being able to type 70 words a minute really won't do me a modicum of what you so ignorantly refer to as "good."

Microsoft Excel, PowerPoint, Access, Frontpage, Outlook



Work Experience
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Lead Sales Representative, Coleman’s Suzuki. (June 2004 to Aug 2006)

As the leading sales representative at Coleman’s, I implemented a new web-based Advertising system lauded by my maudlin, foolhardy management team as "wonderfully efficient and surprisingly self-explanatory." Why any of this mattered, I don't know or care.

As far as being a "leader" goes, I wasn't leading anyone or anything. Death is the great leveler, leading us all. Or not. Again, who cares, really?

Sales rep; Red Baron Motorcycles (January 2001 to June 2004)

Employee of the month 29 consecutive times.



Interests
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It pains me (again, being loose with the language here) to think that one could be so ridiculous as to maintain any sort of attachment to this-worldly tangibles, concepts, or other such contemptible ephemera. I'll admit I play tennis, although I don't keep score and insist that when my deluded partner does he use the terms "zero" or "nothingness" instead of "love," a superfluous notion.

I also read a bit of Baudelaire, for what it's worth, which is nothing.



Honors/Awards
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Mankind, in its self-congratulatory revelry, will finally come to realize that all forms of kudos simply blind us from the solitary incontrovertible truth: life is a hollow shell of nil.

Once, during my younger days, in an ultimately nugatory proclamation (is there any other kind?) of my desensitized attitude toward accolades and gifts, I coined the phrase "He who dies with the most toys ... still dies." A bumper-sticker company then offered me a large sum of money for the rights to this phrase. I told them to keep it and give it to someone or something that mattered, which I guess was my way of making a joke (back before I realized how asinine and fruitless such a thing was).



References
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This section seems a bit silly. But not like ha-ha silly. I mean ineffectual, obviously.


i can start monday

[BuFfY]

That's a fine attitude you got there young lady. YOU'RE FIRED!!!

So far, one KB'er works for me. It's all part of my master plan.... Mwahahahahaha... (with little finger at side of mouth)

That would be me

Guess my tits were nicer than the others?

[Ixion]

Baudelaire ? Not a good choice for a man who has seen much of death.

Derrière les rochers une chienne inquiète
Nous regardait d'un oeil fâché,
Epiant le moment de reprendre au squelette
Le morceau qu'elle avait lâché.

— Et pourtant vous serez semblable à cette ordure,
À cette horrible infection,
Etoile de mes yeux, soleil de ma nature,
Vous, mon ange et ma passion!

Oui! telle vous serez, ô la reine des grâces,
Apres les derniers sacrements,
Quand vous irez, sous l'herbe et les floraisons grasses,
Moisir parmi les ossements.

Alors, ô ma beauté! dites à la vermine
Qui vous mangera de baisers,
Que j'ai gardé la forme et l'essence divine
De mes amours décomposés!

No, leave him for those who only talk of it, mon brave.