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  1. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    heh, No thanks, I have a nice firm set of my own, even though ladies cant stop squeezing them
    I can't reply - didn't look.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Hope the weather does hold out for us , looking forward to my first kb ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Children please - can you please limit your bondage sessions to PMs at least. Listening to the pair of you harp on about waxing each other and piercing each other.....well let's just say it's put me off my lunch and I need to eat as much as I can in order to use my fat backside to obscure Mavericks view of the road ahead on Sunday.

    Looking forward to this Sunday though -
    Maverick and LilSel
    SwanTiger and Maverick
    WarlockNZ and his huge yellow vibrator.
    gijoe1313 and his amazing performing cliches.

    Should be fun.
    haha...bloody scottish always have had the best sense of humour...wouldve given you bling but kb's told me off for giving you too much!!
    Quote Buddy L:"The bike's like BOOM, the motor's like BOOM!
    the exhaust is like....b-BANG!!
    the whole bike's like WAAAAEEEEEEHH!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeaves View Post
    Hope the weather does hold out for us , looking forward to my first kb ride.
    Agreed on the weather! Look forward to seeing another 2 smoker there if it stays nice and sunny, get everyone else inhaling beautiful oil-scented fragrance!

    Does it look like there will be much of a fast group for this weeks ride mav?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rookie View Post
    haha...bloody scottish always have had the best sense of humour...wouldve given you bling but kb's told me off for giving you too much!!
    Give bling to some other deserving posters then - you can give out 10 blings in 24 hours but I think you can bling the same person only once you've blinged another 3...or something like that - go searching there's a thread about it somewhere - I pored through all that stuff in the first 4 months or so while I lurked without posting....on the edge of the circle of firelight.

    I think the Irish are funnier than the Scots - funniest is when you mix 1 part Scots with 1 part Irish and 15 parts alcohol. Banter and bullshit - the best of.

    Jeaves - hope the weather holds out for us but then Mav has got some sort of weather genie in his pocket - we've been F lucky both times out - forecast pissing and we've got away with overcast.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post

    I think the Irish are funnier than the Scots - funniest is when you mix 1 part Scots with 1 part Irish and 15 parts alcohol. Banter and bullshit - the best of.
    More like a piss head thats too tight to pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellraiser View Post
    More like a piss head thats too tight to pay.
    Hellraiser - get back in that kitchen and cook me some fuckin' eggs bitch!

    Oh and less of the "tight fisted Scotsman" racist abuse
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    I'm Irish (you'd never guess it :P well, apart from the name perhaps)... I think both Scotts and Irish are pretty damned funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    I can think of plenty of other fun things that dont involve me being waxed thank you,
    eeewwww .. that mental image i did NOT need !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    Shhh... Its Banana-Man and his Huge Yellow Vibrator, dont give away his secret identity ... Wasnt SwanTiger one of the unfortunate ones to loose their licence last night?
    Yes it was ... and your still a bastard ... who wants to pass around the hat so i can get me some yellow leathers ??... ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    You just don't know when to drop the subject do you? You're only picking on me coz I have really tight muscular buttocks visually enhanced by the tight leather trousers I wear (seriously folks - see profile photo!).

    Admit it Mav - you're obsessed with my buttocks.....well you can't have them. I'm saving them for another....
    and another mental image i didn't need ... god ... please someone poke out my eyes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeaves View Post
    Hope the weather does hold out for us , looking forward to my first kb ride.
    Jeaves my man ... you will love it ... nothing compares to riding in a group..

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    Chasps, not intending to rain on anyone's parade, but do bear in mind the unfortunate experience of a recent group ride, and watch out for visitors. Verb sap. You never know who may be making to a note to come along uninvited, eh.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Chasps, not intending to rain on anyone's parade, but do bear in mind the unfortunate experience of a recent group ride, and watch out for visitors. Verb sap. You never know who may be making to a note to come along uninvited, eh.
    I have been thinking about that myself ... sucks that "the man" has decided that bikers are a danger to the public... just a note to all those coming along ... make DAMN sure that you are riding within the conditions .. got a learners .. wear an L plate and stick to 70 ... sucks i know ... but thems the rules.

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    I have just heard from a very reliable source that the boys in blue will infact be watching you guys from botany. They intend on using 6 unmarked cars to cover possible routes you may go.

    So be warned, if your L Plates not on make sure it is.

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