Bon Voyage Kiwibiker!

**oldrider** · 9th September 2006, 22:07

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I've known you long enough to know that doesn't mean 'queer'. But I am at a loss.

I have been a 'ringbolt' myself. Stowed away on the Hobart to Sydney freighter 3 times in our youth.

It was an interesting time.

(lol) "Gingerbeer", nautical slang for "Engineer" you know the ones that make sure you go places by keeping your engine going.

Never actually met a "queer" engineer but have wondered about a few.

Judge not, least ye be....... John.

**Indiana_Jones** · 9th September 2006, 23:24

Tucker Fucker & Crumb catchers

-Indy

**oldrider** · 9th September 2006, 23:31

You "will" get "your" turn in the barrel boy-oh!

Ya just can't walk home from there.

Ha ha ha ha, have fun and try not to walk funny when you come home!

**Indiana_Jones** · 9th September 2006, 23:34

aye aye!

-Indy

**Zed** · 10th September 2006, 07:38

Farewell Indy! Just be careful that you don't get too drunk and end up with heaps of navy tatoos and marry some poor innocent island gurl!

I don't envy you being out at sea for such a long time, the longest I've been on the water for is two weeks, but it was on the funship Fairstar so there was no shortage of entertainment.

**Indiana_Jones** · 10th September 2006, 16:45

10mins after Indy takes the helm.....

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

"Nearer my God to thee"

"Gentlemen..it has been a privilege playing with you tonight."

-Indy

**Zed** · 10th September 2006, 18:20

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

10mins after Indy takes the helm.....

-Indy

And they got REAL near to God that day!

God be with you Indy.

**Turtle** · 10th September 2006, 20:59

Take it easy Indy and all the best.The chat room just wont be the same without you.Dont forget yr soap on a rope.

**Sniper** · 11th September 2006, 08:32

Originally Posted by Turtle

Dont forget yr soap on a rope.

Where have you been. Soap on a rope wont save you these days.

You need to establish your dominance first! So what you do Indy is you find the meanest, biggest bastard aboard the boat you can. The higher up in rank the better and then you beat the shit out of him. Blame the outburst on a rare medical disease and to enforce it, gnash your teeth and give people a menancing stare for no reason. It helps if you scream and yell obsenitites into a phone and when you hang up, tell your crew mates it was their mother/ wife/ daughter or so forth and they will send a card.

That should keep you a virgin.

**oldrider** · 11th September 2006, 10:32

Originally Posted by Sniper

Where have you been. Soap on a rope wont save you these days.

You need to establish your dominance first! So what you do Indy is you find the meanest, biggest bastard aboard the boat you can. The higher up in rank the better and then you beat the shit out of him. Blame the outburst on a rare medical disease and to enforce it, gnash your teeth and give people a menancing stare for no reason. It helps if you scream and yell obsenitites into a phone and when you hang up, tell your crew mates it was their mother/ wife/ daughter or so forth and they will send a card.

That should keep you a virgin.

Then again, it might be less trouble to just, sacrifice your virginity!
Pretend you are George Bush looking back on Iraq, then make up your mind about Snipers suggested plan.
Picture "Sarge" as the big guy! That might help.

Good luck and happy planning. Cheers John.

**hazard02** · 11th September 2006, 16:39

Remember to take a pirate hat. Sailing the seven seas just wont feel right without one.

Best of luck

**Indiana_Jones** · 11th September 2006, 16:41

lol ARRRRR!

Cheers guys

I popped into school and got a "New Zealand Maritime School" polo shirt, Also got me 3 'Hornblower' books in 1 to read while I'm away.

-Indy

**BuFfY** · 11th September 2006, 17:00

aww Indy I can't believe your going... Pricilla will be distraught!

Take care of yourself aye, no more manlove - ya don't wanna give the whole ship 'teh herps'