F*cking with another mans motorcycle

**R6_kid:Me** · 28th September 2006, 12:49

To quote pulp fiction-
"There is nothing more chicken shit than fucking with another mans automobile, i mean you just dont do it"

How likely to go completely AWOL would you be if another person fucked with your bike?

Assuming that the tampering etc is intentional and im not talking changing your mirrors like your mate does to take the piss.

Where would you draw the line in terms of retaliation action, or would you simply report it?

**Dooly** · 28th September 2006, 12:50

In the perfect world you'd give the offender a thrashing without the bullshit of being done for assault.
That is if you caught them doing it.

**McJim** · 28th September 2006, 12:52

Tie them face down on the ground and do do'nuts on their arse.

they won't do it again

**WarlockNZ** · 28th September 2006, 12:54

First person to fuck with my bike gets a bullet in the head .. there .. i said it

**Motu** · 28th September 2006, 12:54

I'd like to give the bastards a thrashing - but considering my size and skill in a punch up....a rather stern look is all I can muster.

**Fishy** · 28th September 2006, 12:55

i have gone completely psycho at several people (complete strangers) before for trying to move or sit on my bike. A mate of mine parked his bike outside the takeaways on Hill Rd Manurewa, when he came outside a guy was moving his bike..... needless to say my mate was f*cked off and beat the crap out of the guy real bad. He was left on the ground in the carpark covered in blood.

**Dooly** · 28th September 2006, 12:56

Originally Posted by Motu

I'd like to give the bastards a thrashing - but considering my size and skill in a punch up....a rather stern look is all I can muster.

You're bound to have a 12 - 24 inch crescent somewhere I'm sure.

**insane1** · 28th September 2006, 12:58

nah just give them to sarge .

**Maverick** · 28th September 2006, 12:58

Even I know not to let Dover near a warm exhaust pipe,

Oh, you didnt just mean literally?

**R6_kid:Me** · 28th September 2006, 13:00

the only time i've had a chance to fire up was one night at a party when i had just done a gas run for my mate because he was borrowing a friends car which had no gas in it (which he didnt know for some reason), we had no funnel to put the gas in to the car so we smashed an emtpy bottle of lindauer and improvised with that, i turned around to see a drunk guy sitting on my bike, I went pretty psycho and if i hadnt known the guy (didnt know he was at the party) we woulda been inline for a bottling...

Still gave him a fucking grilling and a dead arm. Im usually a pretty calm person, but when the right buttons are pushed all my pent up anger from my school years comes out, i've scared my best mates a couple of times, and unsurprisingly they dont hassle me so much any more

**R6_kid:Me** · 28th September 2006, 13:01

Originally Posted by Maverick

Even I know not to let Dover near a warm exhaust pipe,

Oh, you didnt just mean literally?

dover knows not to put his dick in my bike, last time he did he got 15,000pm and a burnt knob.

**Fishy** · 28th September 2006, 13:08

Originally Posted by R6_kid

dover knows not to put his dick in my bike, last time he did he got 15,000pm and a burnt knob.

and his missus got sprayed with his piss.

**outlawtorn** · 28th September 2006, 13:14

fucking with someones bike is like playing with his wifes tits in front of him, you just don't do it. If I found someone fucking around with my bike I'd simply smack over the head with my helmet and then phone the fuzz and lay a charge against him for fucking with my property!!!!!

**Zed** · 28th September 2006, 13:15

Make a citizens arrest and tie up the perpetrator until the police arrive two weeks later?

Truth be known though, violence solves nothing, but it may make you feel a bit better afterwards or worse for that matter if the perp knows martial arts!

Gotta be careful nowadays when taking the law into your own hands, seems the powers that be frown on it and will punnish you even if you are defending your own property.