Selling his bike because he's getting married...

[ManDownUnder]

his next ad will be:

For Sale: 1 penis. need to sell as getting married, and not needed any more...

Only till she wants kids...

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Yet another spineless, ball-less male!

[FilthyLuka]

cross yourself gents, for you have been in the presence of evil. I would never give up my ginny for a bird... never.... NEVER!!!

[SpankMe]

No female is worth giving up riding for. There's always another girlie who will enjoying riding with you.

[Ixion]

Well, it may be of course that he is selling it for the traditional reasons of needing money for house, baby, furniture type stuff. Not because she is making him give up biking per se. And he intends to return to the fold once he has more oney (whether he will is another matter of course, many brothers are lost to the dark side in those years of shadow)

Awful lot of people have done that road over the years.

[Joni]

Yeah Ixion - that came to mind for me as well... he might not necessarily be giving it up at all... like you said many people have done it that way before.

[Big Dave]

Crack that whip!

-Indy

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good

[McJim]

cross yourself gents, for you have been in the presence of evil. I would never give up my ginny for a bird... never.... NEVER!!!

I'd give up a ginny for a Blackbird....no hesitation. And by Blackbird I ain't talkin' bout no motown diva neither.

Could also be that he's selling this bike as opposed to the other 5 he owns.

My ex girlfriend in Scotland - her dad had 8 bikes at one point - old BSA's, an AJS, an Ariel and some other old brits. He used to auction whichever one was least fave at the time to make space in the garage or buy bits to keep the others running.

[Blackbird]

Well, I gave up riding when I first got married simply because of lack of cash, then the kids came along and I spent all the time I could with them, particularly pre-teens. It was only when they were a bit older that I contemplated a bike again. Mrs B might sometimes (oh all right then, quite a lot ) take the piss out of my passion for bikes, but she'd never use blackmail tactics. Guess that's why it's anniversary #35 next year. Oh yeah, and I know that she's a special babe and she knows it too. That's why I have this mark on my forehead that looks suspiciously like the thumbprint that MDU mentioned.

Could never contemplate being without a bike now.

[Blackbird]

I'd give up a ginny for a Blackbird....no hesitation. And by Blackbird I ain't talkin' bout no motown diva neither.

Ahem.... I'm not available

[McJim]

Ahem.... I'm not available

Yah, I weren't talkin' bout you neither

but then you knew that didn't ya?

[ManDownUnder]

Yet another spineless, ball-less male!

I'd resent that comment if it were directed at me (and if it was ok by you...)

[SpankMe]

Wouldn't give up riding for a sprog ether. It'd be straight off to the abortion clinic for her at the first sign of one of those horrid things spawning.

[ManDownUnder]

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip

Oh dear God - I even "heard the music" when I read the lyrics...

Am I getting that old?

[ManDownUnder]

Wouldn't give up riding for a sprog ether. It'd be straight off to the abortion clinic for her at the first sign of one of those horrid things spawning.

100% disagree with you on that. Choice between my bike and my kids... kids every time...

You don't know till you've been there though