What the fuck is this shit?

**Finn** · 3rd October 2006, 13:31

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I've seen your pictures - you missed a few links.

Don't worry Dave, I've found the missing link. It goes by the name of MarkAuckland and frequents KB.

**Hitcher** · 3rd October 2006, 13:32

Originally Posted by Postie

what about the vegans??? do they have a festival too??

No. Their sole purpose in life is to wring from it every last drop of enjoyment.

**Animal** · 3rd October 2006, 13:32

Originally Posted by Big Dave

White heterosexual maleness is its own reward.
It comes without the need of conferences, conventions or concessions for affirmation.

Bloody well said, that man!
Thank God we have journalists to find the eloquence we engineers can't!

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 3rd October 2006, 13:32

Originally Posted by ?

I bet Helen and her lesbian attache gave them a few million bucks to get some nice chickpea and woodchip samosa's, washed down with vegtarian champagne and orgasmic tea trea juice and have some uppity arse bandit cut their environmentally friendly ribbon.

Vegetarian films? What next? A hare krishna gun festival?

YES AND EVERY CENT CAME FROM ROAD REVENUE

**The_Dover** · 3rd October 2006, 13:34

Originally Posted by CADanimal

Bloody well said, that man!
Thank God we have journalists to find the eloquence we engineers can't!

fuck off, I'm an engineer and I'm eloquent.

**Animal** · 3rd October 2006, 13:37

Originally Posted by The_Dover

fuck off, I'm an engineer and I'm eloquent.

Yes, thanks for pointing that out, Dover.

**The_Dover** · 3rd October 2006, 13:38

I hope it was as pleasurable for you as it was for me.

**Animal** · 3rd October 2006, 13:40

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I hope it was as pleasurable for you as it was for me.

Hell, yes. I'm still laughing!

**Finn** · 3rd October 2006, 13:40

Originally Posted by The_Dover

fuck off, I'm an engineer and I'm eloquent.

So all we have to work on now is your laziness.

**Big Dave** · 3rd October 2006, 13:48

Originally Posted by CADanimal

Bloody well said, that man!
Thank God we have journalists to find the eloquence we engineers can't!

Edit: Ahhh screw being all humble - yeah I'm hot baby!
Better biker attitude.

(taaa again)

**Big Dave** · 3rd October 2006, 13:51

Originally Posted by Finn

So all we have to work on now is your laziness.

I could help him with his interactions with women too.

**McJim** · 3rd October 2006, 14:12

Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers

Bet the damn hippies still suck dick and eat pussy ...... unless they don't wash of course.

Maybe that's the idea - it's one way for vegans to get their daily cheese intake!

**The_Dover** · 3rd October 2006, 14:20

Sorry guys, I fell asleep at my desk.

**sAsLEX** · 3rd October 2006, 15:06

Originally Posted by McJim

So when do we get to see the carnivore's film festival?

We're (the Cranivores) a community within this nation. If a cow/sheep/pig can't evolve to work out how to pick the locks and escape surely that's it's fault and it deserves to be eaten. Poor defenceless vegetables can't move, can't defend themselves and are mercilessly slaugthered by cruel cruel hippies.

I'm going to have a cry now - I'm overcome with emulsion.

We are omnivores I like chips with my steak and eggs