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  1. 6th October 2006, 16:32 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Being tapped on the shoulder by a randy bloke, when your arse is bare & facing up, is not exactly conducive to a good time either!!
    Even worse if his hands are tied behind his back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattRSK View Post
    Even worse if his hands are tied behind his back!
    Anyone tell you that you are truly evil?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Anyone tell you that you are truly evil?
    Im starting to believe it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Being tapped on the shoulder by a randy bloke, when your arse is bare & facing up, is not exactly conducive to a good time either!!
    Sounds like MSTRS has a story to tell
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    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    So it's true, students really are a bunch of wankers then! Some of our leaders were "students" Helen?
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    IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW, IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T FUNNY THEN.

    NOT EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS RELATED TO HELEN CLARK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Being tapped on the shoulder by a randy bloke, when your arse is bare & facing up, is not exactly conducive to a good time either!!
    One of the best one liners I've seen on here for some time.

    Yous hould have stayed bending over. At least that would have made one of you happy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamezo View Post
    [rant]

    IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW, IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T FUNNY THEN.

    NOT EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS RELATED TO HELEN CLARK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamezo View Post
    [rant]

    IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW, IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T FUNNY THEN.

    NOT EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS RELATED TO HELEN CLARK!

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    Get over your self, stop taking life so seriously! Cheers John.
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    Its Jamezo, just leave him to cartoon war book and a dictionary, he will be back to his old self soon enough
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    oldfart, you sound a little wound up, why don't you stroke one out to your collection of Helen Clark photos? It's just got to be a sexual obsession on your part, nothing else can explain it.
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