mmmm , yeah update us thatd be good craig!
cops sounds like a mutha fucka lol
mmmm , yeah update us thatd be good craig!
cops sounds like a mutha fucka lol
It's better to burn out then to Fade Away
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Back in 1997 a mate of mine got arrested, taken away and charged with careless or dangerous use can't remember which one it was, for pulling a wheelestand over the Grafton Bridge in Auckland central.
They didn't impound his bike though, they left it on the side of the road and he picked it up later.
mikey havock called a cop a wanker and was taken to court for it, and since everyone has a wank mikey was telling the truth and got off the charge. I'm not sure of the charge though.
Edit: I thought you were referring to this dave but after re reading your post I don't think this is the court case you were thinking of.
From American dad :
American dads dad: Breaking into a safe is like making love to a woman
American dad: So you just pound on it for two minutes until your done?
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Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
I'd plead that your bike got an 'uncontrolable' erection. Judge might just let you off on account of a novel defence.![]()
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
more than likely uneccesary display of acceleration. from 22A:
``(1)A person must not operate a motor vehicle in a race, or in an unnecessary exhibition of speed or acceleration, on a road unless the operation of the vehicle in that manner is authorised by law.
I commented in another thread on the folly of sticking one's head into the lion's mouth.
Personally I regard Mr Plod as one of the major hazards of riding.To be avoided if at all possible.
If a cop is following you, nip down a side street and let him go past.
If you have to pass one (avoid it if you can) then do so very very cautiously. Regard them as what they are, a dangerous and unpredictable savage beast , which may turn nasty and take a bite out of you. If you can't avoid passing one, do so on metaphorical tip toe. Keep 5kph under the speed limit, keep the noise down etc.
But, best to avoid them. Do not go where they are known to be.
And do not rely on what i have seen suggested, that if you stick to the speed limit you have nothing to fear.
Remember, you ride a motorbike. Your word in court is worthless against anyone else's let alone a cop. If he says you were doing 120kph that is what will be believed, despite your protestations that it was only 100kph and legal. We are easy targets, it only needs a cop who is down on quota and needs a few quick pings to get his numbers up.
And even if you are legal, who is to say every biker is. Cunstable Cunt hears of or sees a bike doing some excessive speed. Later, he spots you. It was a motorbike that was reported doing bad shit. You're riding a motorbike. near enough, you're nabbed. Guess who the court is going to believe when Cunstable Cunt identifies you ?
Pulling a wheelie in sight of a cop, or going along on a ride the cops are known to be staking out is simply asking for trouble, for no return. Silly.
Last edited by Ixion; 13th October 2006 at 17:23. Reason: rely. Not reply.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
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