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  1. 15th October 2006, 17:17 #1
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    My first motorbike related injury

    And I'm sure many other sportsbike riders can relate, silly woman infront of me emergency braked for a pedestrian that was walking up to a crossing, so I stopped fairly quickly, slid forward on the set, and BAM got my nuts crushed up against the tank don't even know how I did it, as I don't usually move around on the seat, but it really really really hurt! got the whole feeling like your gonna throw up thing happening
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamgee View Post
    And I'm sure many other sportsbike riders can relate, silly woman infront of me emergency braked for a padestrian that was walking up to a crossing
    How silly of her, choosing not to kill the pedestrian and all

    I took a shot to the nuts at paintball a few weeks back, and FUCK ME that hurt.
    Has anyone seen my baffles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BNZ View Post
    How silly of her, choosing not to kill the pedestrian and all
    nah, the guy wasn't even at the crossing, I think she hit the picks as soon as he sort of looked like he might want to use the crossing, I didn't have any trouble stopping in time, just didn't count on the tank in the balls
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    Men I am glad not to have nuts! I am very sorry you poor thing. And please forgive me but I really had to laugh though. I just had this picture in my mind...
    I hope you are not impotent now!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sphinx View Post
    I hope you are not impotent now!?
    wanna help me check??
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    Important lesson learned - when braking hard grip tank with knees.
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    once I tried to kick start a 250 dirt bike in bare feet, my big toe caught on the footpeg and riped a huge big chunk out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamgee View Post
    and BAM got my nuts crushed up against the tank
    Oh God! Were the cashews OK? I like cashews....
    Me and my imaginary friend have been goin' round the bend for some time now....
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    ooh thats gotta hurt , here`s a poke in the eye to take your mind off the other injury,
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    you have to keep those EYES OPEN, be ready for unexpected , there's a lot of drongo's out there, BEWARE.hope your nuts are back in shape
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