Bikini Bike Wash

**jtzzr** · 17th October 2006, 18:12

Maybe Helen Clark in a bikini washing the bikes

,That would surely convert gay women ,that would make Pope Brian Tamaki happy surely , mind you it could have an adverse effect and turn some straight guys gay, nah forget it keep it the way it is. Now to get my bike dirty before November.

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 19th October 2006, 06:16

Originally Posted by jtzzr

Maybe Helen Clark in a bikini washing the bikes

ROCKS BACK AND FORTH saying...
"think happy thoughts... think happy thoughts... think happy thoughts... go to happy place... happy place...."

**dawnrazor** · 19th October 2006, 07:01

Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat

I can just imagine Brian Tamaki's cermemony for this gay exorcism. Himself and 100 of his closest priests and pastors..... shudder.....

Well I've learnt something new today thanks squeaker...i think

"Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of people take turns ejaculating onto someone. There can be strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of bukkake seen in such publications will involve a woman or man sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men (or functional transsexuals) approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her/his body, primarily on the face or in the mouth. The semen is left on the face as another man repeats the routine.

Lesbian bukkake is an emerging form of Bukkake involving female ejaculation instead of male ejaculation."

**dawnrazor** · 19th October 2006, 07:06

Originally Posted by WaiYam

Last year was good

was looking at some of the photos from last year the other day, there is one fine example of 'camel toe', that was a bit "oh look my snatch has eaten my bikini", the perils of the job I guess

**Karma** · 19th October 2006, 07:48

Originally Posted by Swoop

Cages driving around, or bikes being washed by bikini clad babes... Really, a no brainer!

Judging by the quality of the "babes" from last year I think I'll take the rally thanks.

**adiddy** · 19th October 2006, 07:50

Originally Posted by Weasel

Judging by the quality of the "babes" from last year I think I'll take the rally thanks.

they didnt look bad to me !!!! not the hottest but u know u would weasel

**Karma** · 19th October 2006, 08:02

Originally Posted by adiddy

they didnt look bad to me !!!! not the hottest but u know u would weasel

That goes without saying mate, but then at this point in time I'd nail just about anything that moves...

**adiddy** · 19th October 2006, 11:35

Originally Posted by Weasel

That goes without saying mate, but then at this point in time I'd nail just about anything that moves...

hope our not coming on the ride tonight!!!!

**adiddy** · 13th November 2006, 11:30

so gujys and gals hows this event go?

**-df-** · 13th November 2006, 15:38

I'm definatly going

What does it actually cost to get the bike washed?

**Squeak the Rat** · 13th November 2006, 15:48

Read about it here:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=38269

Saturday 18th Nov. 10 squids get you a clean ride and proceeds go to a good cause.

**Toaster** · 13th November 2006, 16:06

gutted... away that day on holiday.... bike will just stay dirty, hope it goes well.

**Ghost Lemur** · 13th November 2006, 16:41

One needs to be done down here in support of Burwood. It'd take those girls hours to get my bike spotless.

**jtzzr** · 13th November 2006, 17:56

Come on Saturday my bike is just "soooooooo" DIRTY" unlike myself as pure as the driven snow

, much like all other KB persons. Sooooooo " DIRTY"

**WINJA** · 13th November 2006, 18:11

Originally Posted by LilSel

*pays attention too*

please please dont let this be when I am overseas...
if it is then when I get back... PF... ill give ya $50 to clean my bike wearing a G

$50 , ID DO IT, I GOT MAN BOOBS

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