Oh...Dear...

[MattRSK]

'course it will. Would I put you crook? Go on. I know you want to see what happens.

So you want to come clean up my Mother's kitchen now? Damn im so gullible!

[MSTRS:Me]

There is one born every minute.....

[Ixion]

One wonders why some people don't just talk with each other...

How do you do emoticons that way ?

[Ixion]

And, what, pray tell, would be the fun in that?


This way Mstrs gets to tell everyone just how hard done by he is and what a terrible, ovely critical, pedantic, nit picking, fish-wifely harridan he married, thereby eliciting the sympathy vote in bucket loads from some of you on here.

One wonders what the reaction would be should I, on returning from a little poootle on my bike, prak said machine across the bloody gargre doorway, thereby rendering the rest of the gargre useless, unavailable and a complete waste of space. My washing line and dishwasher is no different, you know, the available space must be utilised correctly for maximum benefit!

But look on the bright side. Dishwasher, clothsline and washing machine are all still in one piece, are they not?

Now, when my mother , many years ago, asked my father to move the TV set whilst she vacuumed under it, he promptly found an overpowering need to take it to pieces, then "borrowed" several of the pieces for another project of his. It was 10 years before she got that TV set back in one piece.

See how fortunate you are that Mr MSTRS is still a neophyte at Kiwi Blokiness.

[MSTRS:Me]

See how fortunate you are that Mr MSTRS is still a neophyte at Kiwi Blokiness.

48 years and still working on it - good things take time....

[hXc]

This way Mstrs gets to tell everyone just how hard done by he is and what a terrible, ovely critical, pedantic, nit picking, fish-wifely harridan he married, thereby eliciting the sympathy vote in bucket loads from some of you on here.

Are you trying to say that you're his 2nd wife? 'Cause in that case, why the hell didn't you tell me?! Also, the first one sounds like a bitch. Glad she's not my mother!

Can I stop greasing now, or will you let me go to Evermore and Pluto?

[The_Dover]

paper plates and disposable underwear

it's the way of the future I tell you

[Str8 Jacket]

paper plates and disposable underwear

it's the way of the future I tell you

Do you mean like Depend or Huggies type disposable underwear? Cause thats the first thing that I thought off when I read that. Can you imagine a motorcyclist with nappies on underneath their leathers?! Wouldnt imagine it would be a pretty sight...

[yungatart]

Do you mean like Depend or Huggies type disposable underwear? Cause thats the first thing that I thought off when I read that. Can you imagine a motorcyclist with nappies on underneath their leathers?! Wouldnt imagine it would be a pretty sight...

As in.. does my arse look big in these..?

[hXc]

paper plates and disposable underwear

it's the way of the future I tell you

'Course it's the way of the future. Students at universities have been doing it for years!

[MSTRS:Me]

An excellent remedy for those brown trouser moments tho

[hXc]

Would definately keep you warm on those cold mornings.

[The_Dover]

and you wouldn't have to stop to pee

[hXc]

and you wouldn't have to stop to pee

So, you're saying that we should be stopping to pee? Oh dear, no wonder people were looking at me funny.

[Str8 Jacket]

As in.. does my arse look big in these..?

hehe, maybe they could start making Ultra Slim, Slim, Medium and so on. You know for those self conscience types...