View Poll Results: "Home invasion": What would you do?

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  • Get over it, pussy

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  • Get a crossbow and keep it somewhere handy

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  • Just hope they dont come back, ring the law if they do

    15 34.09%
  • Let the dover and boomer smash them next friday night

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  1. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Alternatively have 100+ KBers turn up on their doorstep next weekend, revving engines and saying POLITELY - "Oi, as you can see Kiwifruit's gang is bigger than yours - fuck off and give him all your women."
    ...I doubt they'd have any hoes worth stealing....
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    crossbows are a bad idea. It takes too long to load and if there are more than 1 of them it wouldn't do much good. Especially if it happens inside your house

    Get a pistol instead. Much better weapon of choice in the confined areas of a house.
    I have deep pockets. It's just that it's a deep empty pocket...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    i wasn't planning on having anymore partys, we'll see how we go
    whose the dude at the front riding the ostrich?

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    I'd just keep to your self for a while and next time you have a party invite some big bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    whose the dude at the front riding the ostrich?
    thats my flatmate, Tony



    Thanks for your input everyone, much appreciated

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    Trespass order! really easy to get!
    When the "little darlings" come around again, tell them they are trespassing, then ring the cops again - claim you are in fear of your life, you saw a weapon, whatever it takes to get the cops to remove them
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Trespass order! really easy to get!
    When the "little darlings" come around again, tell them they are trespassing, then ring the cops again - claim you are in fear of your life, you saw a weapon, whatever it takes to get the cops to remove them
    Tell the cops they are speeding, the cops will be there in a flash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    I doubt it too!
    I would never do anything like blow their house up as much as id like to,
    im semi inclined to have a weapon ready to use but thats not going to do anything but create more agro as DMNTD says

    The cops didnt talk to me, they had their hands full at the time.... i was expecting them to come and have a word with me after they had sorted it but they didnt...... they may still i guess

    At this time im thinking of selling and going elsewhere.... we'll see i guess
    im not thinking too straight, it has really shaken me up ( what a softie aye )
    I thank you all for your input
    if you decide to sell .dont advertise it!the little mungrels could torch your place and im not sure how insurance pays for arson........keep complaining to the police.they can arrest for harrassment but beats me why they havnt for home invasion???oh and hope the landlord isnt local iwi ...
    its just dam wrong what they re doing and whats worse the police havnt reacted appropriatly.........
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    had some trouble this weekend too,
    we had about 15 of them,
    one of them throwing bottles at us then when i told him to clean it up he he theatend to kill me. god theres some dumb fucks out there.
    talked to cops they are going to pay him a visit.
    i said they do it or i will.
    they are tough when in a group, get them by themselves & theyre just pussys.
    get one alone smack the crap out of them & warn them if anybody comes back you will be paying him another vist!
    Remember, when somone annoys you that it takes 42 muscles to frown,...
    it only takes 4 to muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap the f#%#er upside the head

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    Quote Originally Posted by u4ea View Post
    if you decide to sell .dont advertise it!the little mungrels could torch your place and im not sure how insurance pays for arson........keep complaining to the police.they can arrest for harrassment but beats me why they havnt for home invasion???oh and hope the landlord isnt local iwi ...
    its just dam wrong what they re doing and whats worse the police havnt reacted appropriatly.........
    The people (or family members) own the house, unfortunately

    I think the police did a great job, they were there REALLY quickly.

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    http://xtramsn.co.nz/news/0,,11964-6498188,00.html

    Wasn't one of them holding a gun? you could really watch them piss themselves if the Armed Offenders Squad turns up!
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    Had some little fucks enter our house about 3 years ago, we were asleep at the time and had been on the piss till about 3am. They never came into the bedrooms (would have had to crack some skulls den bro')..
    Anyway.... they took wallets/smokes/cell phones, stupid shit really, and all my work quotes/diary etc...cops said they would be back, they never have. You need to have a biker party mate....

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    Rather than selling, you could rent out your place to someone they wouldn't want to mess with... rent somewhere else yourself, then buy another property later when your equity increases etc, ie get on the property ladder at the same time as solving this present situation.....

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    i have a bat (well 4 around the house) i wont get a cossbow

    Get a book and start writing down all the shit that happen with them starting with your party,if they yell things at you,gestures and so on put times and dates
    can come in handy later on it you need the law again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bend-it View Post
    Dunno... we have cops on the forum... what should KF do?
    Dunno, last time it happened to me the drongos said "Sheeiit, it's the cops place, run for it" - maybe you should become a cop??

    Seriously, keep the cops informed, get them to contact (harrass?) the landlord about the kind of tenants they have and the problems they are causing.

    And don't openly antagonise the lackwits across the road.
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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