Deaf Blind Cunts

[jtzzr]

I am sick to near death (seriously!) of deaf blind cunts who pull out in front of me. You know the type, their neck is so frozen up they can't (or won't) turn to look so they just go and hope! They are so blind they can't see two headlights bearing down on them, and when I lean on my horn (such that it is) right behind them, they can't hear it and still don't see me! The first time they do see me is when I cruise past shaking my fist. I sure that down at the RSA it's all my fault - 'cause all I do is go around shaking my fist at the elderly, AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHY. CUNTS!!!!!

Yes it happened again today; just entered a 4 lane intersection at a little under 80 kph (80 is the speed limit), and this prick just pulled out of a free left turn in front of me. Nowhere to go, gutter to the left, courier van to the right - I slowed down ok, but a beginner rider may not have been so lucky.

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE THING THAT'S ABOUT TO RUN INTO YOU, THEN IT'S TIME TO GET OFF THE ROAD - PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right, Rant Over, I feel better - till next time.

I need some air horns. Does anyone have some ideas for those?

What`s that ,what did you say,bit deaf in the right ear ,Danm young hooligans on their hoolimawhatsits slow down ,got to go get my ulcers seen to. Slow down young man,Damn bicyclsts , wern`t that fast in my day,I remember when.

[sunhuntin]

yep, im very jumpy in town. nearly been collected by a couple of taxis and the like.

my thoughts are...you may save 5 seconds....i may lose my life. is the trade off worth it?

[BornToLean]

Just ordered me some of them 136db Air Horns, all up about $70. Now when the fu@#ers pull out in front, they really will get an ear full - can't wait (rubs hands together).

[WarlockNZ]

Just ordered me some of them 136db Air Horns, all up about $70. Now when the fu@#ers pull out in front, they really will get an ear full - can't wait (rubs hands together).

Welcome to the "cagers will feel my horn" club .. oh wait .. that just sounds rude .. lol ..

Good on ya mate! .. i ordered mine when some fuck ass cut me off and i hit the horn on the bike .. and thought .. in the imortal words of bodydrop " thats not going to work".

139Bd ... when you piss me off you will know all about it and thats the way it should be ... can't for the life of me understand my bike horns sound so pathetic.

[slimjim]

gosh, what deaf, fuck can't hear "Me" , holy shit what fucking Blind too " Fuck can't see "Me", gee at least i can still drive, aaaarrrrrrrr Take a pill, life's so fucking boring i ride motor cycles to brighten up my day

[SlashWylde]

I would like to find a source of horns that sound like a KENWORTH.

Try these guys: http://www.hornblasters.com/ check out the videos section

Loud enough for ya?

[Macktheknife]

I would like to find a source of horns that sound like a KENWORTH. I figure that if someone thinks you are bigger than them, they might pay attention. Let us know how you get on with the horm imports. Will be really interested.

Sadly this can also bite you in the arse.
I knew of a guy who installed an air horn that sounded like a truck, a few days later he had need to use his new horn....woohooo the driver immediately started looking for the truck the horn belonged to.
Unfortunately they couldn't find the truck so proceeded to drive on anyway....crunch!
He removed the horn and put something on his next bike that sounded smaller. lol

[nudemetalz]

Try these guys: http://www.hornblasters.com/ check out the videos section

Loud enough for ya?

Horns like that on a sport bike would probably break the fairings off !!!!

Wicked noise !!!

[Hitcher]

By definition, a cunt is both deaf and blind. You should not be surprised by this.

[Skyryder]

Well I hope the air horn works. At least it will give you some satisfaction with a blast up the khyber.

Skyryder

[MrMelon]

Ooh this thread title reminds me of a good joke...

Why can't Helen Keller drive?


























...because she's a woman!
tee hee

[centaurus]

I am sick to near death (seriously!) of deaf blind cunts who pull out in front of me. You know the type, their neck is so frozen up they can't (or won't) turn to look so they just go and hope! They are so blind they can't see two headlights bearing down on them, and when I lean on my horn (such that it is) right behind them, they can't hear it and still don't see me!

I recently realised that most of the car drivers are not even aware that they share the road with two wheels vehicles. A person I know, a week after his first motorcycle ride (as a pillion), told me that he started seeing A LOT of bikes on the road after that ride. Before the ride, he allmost wasn't even aware that "they are on the streets". The best thing probably would be to make every driver ride a bike for a day around CBD. After being inches away from an accident because of another idiot car driver, he will look twice before changing lanes while driving

[WarlockNZ]

I'll be sure and post a video of mine once i have it fitted

[35tickets]

woah, glad all ok.

...I just punch their side mirror out ...a bit like giving them a 'fine' for almost killing you.

keep safe out there dude!

Thats what I do. After all the prick wasn't using them, probably doesn't know how to, and more than likely the left hand mirror is pointing towards the sky or the ground but certainly not on the road.

Just be careful with your hand

[vifferman]

yep this all part of riding a bike....some lady did same to me today, but she looked at me and still pulled out............I am pretty certain I did not register but we all know that all side roads are hazards and most of the time we live to tell the tale

Yeah, that pisses me off more than the ones who don't look. It's like they're saying, "Yeah, I see you, but fuck you, I'm going anyway!"
It's prolly more like that they completely underestimate your speed and distance, Whatever; it sucks!