URGENT: Any lawyers on here? Central Auckland area??

**The_Dover** · 7th November 2006, 13:34

Before you fuckers start laughing it's not actually me who needs the services of a lawyer, ok I do, but I'm not the one in the shit.

I need to get an affidavit sworn in front of a lawyer, how do I do that? Any lawyers reading who will sign this sucker for me in a hurry so I can give a good character reference to a mate, he's just bought a bike too so you'd be helping a biker out.

If you can help then PM me please.

Thanks,

T_D

**TerminalAddict** · 7th November 2006, 13:44

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I did not have sexual relations with that boy under my desk

sorry mate .. I can't in good conscience sign that

**Paul in NZ** · 7th November 2006, 14:06

Mate - If its a sworn statement, don't you need it signed in front of a JP or Notary Public?

Look in the local yellow pages, there is a listing there.

Paul N

**Scouse** · 7th November 2006, 14:18

A signature is $700.00 from a lawyer an anyway its a bit rich you givin a good charecter reference I mean how much weight will that carry.
Ben see if you can make freinds with somone with more credible good Charecter than yourself, somone like Donna Awatere Houata or Renagade Master and they might give the reference to your mate

**Colapop** · 7th November 2006, 14:19

Ben got caught soliciting - again...

**Beemer** · 7th November 2006, 14:29

You only need a JP or even a postmaster. My husband's boss at the post office has the powers to sign affidavits - a hangover from the days when postmasters were in charge of all things like this. And it's free!

**The Stranger:Me** · 7th November 2006, 14:31

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I can give a good character reference to a mate, he's just bought a bike too so you'd be helping a biker out.

If you can help then PM me please.

Thanks,

T_D

That takes the cake - Dover giving a good character reference.

Sounds like another one for Chris Rock to add to his collection.

**justsomeguy** · 7th November 2006, 14:39

Hey B,

Find your yellow pages - look up citizens advice bureau and give them a ring.

As said you only need a JP. Most of them are retired sort of people who may be home and are available immediately if urgently required.

**Squeak the Rat** · 7th November 2006, 15:52

Well if I was a lawyer i wouldn't tell you fuckas! Imagine the influx of PM's asking what to do about speeding tickets

If you are a lawyer then please ignore the above and let us know. It's just insane ramblings of a dellusional hypochondriac.

**TLDV8** · 7th November 2006, 16:38

Originally Posted by Beemer

You only need a JP or even a postmaster.

Depending if something came together in Central Auckland.
The Dover's closest JP would be George Hawkins Labour electorate office in Hill Road across from the Library...but there must be some lurking in the city no doubt...fwiw