Fatjim sprained his wrist!

[Sniper]

Fuck knows what she called him, but he was obviously very good with his tongue.

[Fatjim]

I feel a new poll coming on.

"How many orgasms have you given your misses in one night?"

[The_Dover]

I feel a new poll coming on.

"How many orgasms have you given your misses in one night?"

what are you? some kind of pussy whipped feminist?

How about "how many loads has your missus swallowed this year?"

bulldogs don't count. they'll eat anything.

[Fatjim]

I'd say pussy whipped feminist has a better chance of getting laid.

[The_Dover]

now now young James. the bitches like a bit of swagger, maybe that's where you're going wrong

(not too much mind, we don't want to get into any harmonic resonance issues here)

[Fatjim]

Yeah I know, nothing like the banging of your balls against your knees to make you realise your limitations.

[The_Dover]

my word, i didn't realise your legs were that short.

you seemed quite tall when I met you?

[Fatjim]

Anything over 5'1" is tall to you.

[The_Dover]

dude, anything above crotch height is too tall

[Sniper]

dude, anything above crotch height is too tall

Male and female?

[The_Dover]

it's all the same with your eyes closed sniper.

you're a military man, you know the drill.

[fische]

Getting drilled?

[Sniper]

it's all the same with your eyes closed sniper.

you're a military man, you know the drill.

Ive ner been near navy men though

Getting drilled?

Easy up newbie, you have to be careful saying things like that around here

[yungatart]

Pace yourself Jim, its almost cucumber season.....

[fische]

Easy up newbie, you have to be careful saying things like that around here

or you'll drill me?