Dedicated to my soul... no stronger than another.
Dedicated to my life... as long as I can live it.
Dedicated to myself... for I am no other!
I don't beleive you! You thought I was a man - oh, the horror! I feel faint!
but seriously, I have been called "mate" a couple of times at service stations when I've gone in there with my helmet on which left me wondering if they'd presumed I was a guy. Rather traumatic. Must get tighter leathers to show womanly bumps.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be quoted out of context, then used against you.
Yeah, one of my 5 year old daughter's ballet friends asked if I was a mummy or a daddy the other day. I told her that last time I looked I was a mummy. I didn't even have my riding gear on. Now I really am traumatised. Perhaps I should grow my hair a bit longer...
Exploring pastures anew...
Yea thats right ....NOT.
Remember that when you feel like crap cos one of them told you in their opinion they thought you were ugly/fat/old/wrinkly/were a woman/pimply/had bad breath etc etc in front of an audience.....then tell
yourself they were only being honest
On the flipside, they say some pretty cool things to people too!
Oh sorry this has gone off topic![]()
Originally Posted by scumdog
Dedicated to my soul... no stronger than another.
Dedicated to my life... as long as I can live it.
Dedicated to myself... for I am no other!
ha ha ha ha that had me laughing out loud, keystone.
Adults can be just as bad though. I remmeber when I was about five years old and catching a bus to school and an old lady said to the driver "I'll just sit next to this nice little boy." I yelled "I'M A GIRL!"
Now I think about it, the "old lady" was probably about 40... how perceptions change...
There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
Actually I think they're both funny. It makes me laugh when I'm mistaken for all kinds of things that I'm not... I've been mistaken for an Asian (on the phone), a dyke, a bloke, a Christian, an Indian... I've even been mistaken for an Australian when I've been overseas. Now I think about it, that was probably the most offensive.![]()
There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
ok - funny story time![]()
i've been riding since pontius was a student pilot ...but i digress ...
in those long ago, far-off, beginning days i usta CARE wat people thought soooooooo, riding gear in weatherweary UK being totally asexual and gender-blurring and most riders at that time being of the bloke-persuasion i usta wear bright pink lipstick so peoples could see i was a gal-on-a-bike ......
worked well i thought - until this one day when, stopped at a traffic light where this little kid was waitinging to cross the road with his mum
and i heard him say, horrified, "hey Mum look - that man's wearing LIPSTICK!"![]()
... priceless!! ......
for everything else there's mastercard ...
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
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