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  1. 28th November 2006, 17:59 #1
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    A Warning to all Women

    A WARNING TO ALL WOMEN!

    THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER ....
    OR TO YOUR SISTER .

    I was sitting at a local outdoor cafe having lunch by myself and
    two men came and sat down at my table..... I gave them the death look, but
    they just casually stayed at my table and wouldn't leave me alone. I
    shined up my ring on my married finger, then placed my hand on the table
    and I hinted to them that I was married and that I was not interested in
    them.

    Luckily for me they got the hint and left, but thankfully the
    whole thing was captured on the Cafe's camera. I'm sending you this
    as a warning.............. just in case they try and pick you up too.

    Honestly, some men think they are God's gift.





    Then I fell out of bed and woke up!!!!!!
    Actions speak louder than words or good intentions

    He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
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    Or they were two bati boys wanting to have lunch with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW) View Post
    Then I fell out of bed and woke up!!!!!!


    Now watch as everyone attempts to interpret the dream....
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    Could someone tell me how this is a male-bashing joke? Some people just have no sense of humour. I found it funny in that a woman would probably like to be chatted up by two guys, feeling flattered, good about herself then wakes up - damn - only dreaming.
    Actions speak louder than words or good intentions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Now watch as everyone attempts to interpret the dream....
    ... it means that there'll be seven fat years followed by seven lean years ...?
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
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    When I saw the title I thought you had met Disco Dan and were doing the decent thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW) View Post
    Could someone tell me how this is a male-bashing joke? Some people just have no sense of humour. I found it funny in that a woman would probably like to be chatted up by two guys, feeling flattered, good about herself then wakes up - damn - only dreaming.
    Er.... it's not a male bashing joke and no one seems to have said it was...I'm confused now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    When I saw the title I thought you had met Disco Dan and were doing the decent thing.
    You mean Disco Dan the Rohypnol Man?
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    I got red blinged for it - "Another male bashing thread" - actually alot of my jokes have been the opposite - esp what men think of marriage - some are those are very humorous lol obviously someone's not havin a good day!!

    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Er.... it's not a male bashing joke and no one seems to have said it was...I'm confused now.
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  10. 29th November 2006, 14:09 #10
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    Hehehehehe

    Yeah, I suppose some of the more sensetive "metrosexual" types might take offence.... Fuggem anyways!
    (On second thoughts, no, don't)

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  11. 29th November 2006, 14:19 #11
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    It's funny and the sensitive toss-pot who red-repped you really needs to get a life...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bend-it View Post
    It's funny and the sensitive toss-pot who red-repped you really needs to get a life...


    I thought it was hilarious! And I agree with this comment! Actually I thought BMW was rather putting herself down.

    Like me, any time I start to think I'm a bit special I see myself in the mirror as I step out of the shower....
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    Some people have issues... Some people have tissues... Some people use tissues after reading their issues...

    Now that could be misconstrued or not...
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    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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  14. 29th November 2006, 18:19 #14
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    Ok so red bling for male bashing jokes..????? How bout the female bashing ones...???? Or are they ok..??? Oh oh and lets not forget about the blonde jokes.. We can't have blonde jokes... Cause thats ahem.. Blonde bashing... Come on people lighten up..!!!

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