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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellraiser View Post
    Ah that explains your behavour ........

    Your Irish
    yeah, the people who gave bagpipes to the haggis eaters, the only folk in Britain who managed to tell the english to fuck off instead of bending over and taking that reaming

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    yeah, the people who gave bagpipes to the haggis eaters, the only folk in Britain who managed to tell the english to fuck off instead of bending over and taking that reaming
    as feutile as it was... they still got THAT reaming


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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    perhaps you should have a nap grandad.
    perhaps you should go back and squeeze a few more pimples son

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    perhaps you should go back and squeeze a few more pimples son
    i'm not sure they'd be happy if I flopped my cock out in the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    i'm not sure they'd be happy if I flopped my cock out in the office.
    i feel certain they wouldn't even notice

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    i'm not sure they'd be happy if I flopped my cock out in the office.
    Would they notice? Maurice tells me it's not the gargantuan attachment you'd like to think it is ...but then that could just be Maurice's pillow talk - trying to get me into bed again.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    ok then, as it's my last week.

    here goes...

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    Just to drag this thread screaming and kicking back on track - I won't be making this weeks ride due to me riding down Welly way to attend funerals

    Hope you all have a great run and hoist some to the crew no longer with us!
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    ok.. your a slow kunt too



    faster than your slow honda arse with its bullshit HP claims and dry weight....lmao
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    faster than your slow honda arse with its bullshit HP claims and dry weight....lmao
    210cc's more (ok, subtract a liddle cos the power/weight ratio is against you tubby), a fully worked engine and only 2 seconds faster over 2.82km's; maybe i should take up racing slow poke


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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    210cc's more (ok, subtract a liddle cos the power/weight ratio is against you tubby), a fully worked engine and only 2 seconds faster over 2.82km's; maybe i should take up racing slow poke
    2 seconds is a lifetime on a race track.
    2 seconds every lap is the difference between 1st and 3rd to last

    example: the new 800cc GP bikes are already as fast as the old 1000cc bikes. 2 seconds is like dropping to the 250 class

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    Gordon Benett , you lot were slagging each other before I went out. Since then I've driven clear across Auckland, taken a motorbike to bits, loaded it into the van , driven all the way back, unloaded it, and you're STILL slagging each other off. Turn it up, f'heavens sake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Gordon Benett , you lot were slagging each other before I went out. Since then I've driven clear across Auckland, taken a motorbike to bits, loaded it into the van , driven all the way back, unloaded it, and you're STILL slagging each other off. Turn it up, f'heavens sake.
    nah, i've been off for a ride meself and come back.
    besides, i haven't slagged dover off for ages but i'm always happy to dance..........ya there dover?

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    ya there dover?
    does the pope shit in the woods?

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    2 seconds is a lifetime on a race track.
    2 seconds every lap is the difference between 1st and 3rd to last

    example: the new 800cc GP bikes are already as fast as the old 1000cc bikes. 2 seconds is like dropping to the 250 class
    agreed, but how many tracks are like puke? a straight or rather 2 straight drag strips..? my bikes stock, a certain gixxer is worked.. fully worked and bored out.

    is it rag week for you? your gettin on my tits now


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