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    so, was that the responsible, very responsible or EXTREMELY responsible answer?

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    that was the "im to busy sucking cock, im sure my PA can deal with you little boy" response...

    Excuse my child like replies... im just irritated and kinda hungry....

    oh! i think i saw spankme whilst walking back to work... along nelson street... looked like spankme... shiny head, bout 5'8... meh.

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    DUDE!
    That is fricken nuts.
    Good on ya for the ninja skills, and for cleaning up that shit.
    Keep harrassing those pricks and make sure you get some satisfaction out of it - dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnos View Post
    DUDE!
    That is fricken nuts.
    Good on ya for the ninja skills, and for cleaning up that shit.
    Keep harrassing those pricks and make sure you get some satisfaction out of it - dicks.
    definetly... i dont need any sort of compensation cause nothing happened to me (booya for reflexes). Seeing the prick get fired however... that will put a smile on my face for atleast a week... Ive formally requested a written apology from both the company and the arsehole that almost put me in a state of unhappy dissmemberment...

    fuckers

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    Dear sir,

    Thank you for your letter. Our company has a reputation for delivering on time every time. Our driver was honouring that commitment to our customers, and I can assure you that he fully intended returning to the scene to make sure you were ok and to sort out any damage.

    He also informs us that the accident was caused by the fact that you rode into his path and he was forced to take drastic action to avoid running you over. Our insurance company will be in touch to discuss liability in this matter.

    Thanks and regards,

    Isucka Lotadick,
    General Manager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat View Post
    Dear sir,

    Thank you for your letter. Our company has a reputation for delivering on time every time. Our driver was honouring that commitment to our customers, and I can assure you that he fully intended returning to the scene to make sure you were ok and to sort out any damage.

    He also informs us that the accident was caused by the fact that you rode into his path and he was forced to take drastic action to avoid running you over. Our insurance company will be in touch to discuss liability in this matter.

    Thanks and regards,

    Isucka Lotadick,
    General Manager.
    SWEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!

    Take it to the cops... isn't there a rule about leaving the scene of an injury accident or something? And the GM just confirmed in writing that hthe driver was unsure about your status, and hoped to get back and check after the parcels were delivered????

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    Did you actually read that mdu?
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    hmm... see, its reasons like this i always say "new zealand law should let me (only me, none of you bastards) carry a AT4 anti material rocket launcher at my own discretion"

    sigh, if only...

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    You saw Spankme??

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    I believe anyone can, if they keep the throttle pinned long enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I believe anyone can, if they keep the throttle pinned long enough.
    As long as they dont ride a Hobag, they tend to fall apart if you use the throttle, or even start the engine for that matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I believe anyone can, if they keep the throttle pinned long enough.
    he was walkin down nelson street... i cant keep up with a GSXR on my frame+crankcase... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    he was walkin down nelson street... i cant keep up with a GSXR on my frame+crankcase... lol
    he generally rides an old honda CB/GB500 Cafe Racer for commuting, either way he doesnt waste anytime getting to where he's going.
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    WOOHOO!!! they found the bastard and he has been suspended whilst they are conducting an investigation into the accident... Looks like a bunch of people from the tvnz building saw it too and are acting as witnesses...

    woo!

    denden

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    WOOHOO!!! they found the bastard and he has been suspended whilst they are conducting an investigation into the accident... Looks like a bunch of people from the tvnz building saw it too and are acting as witnesses...

    woo!

    denden
    pity no-one in tvnz had a camera eh? would have been amazing to see.
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