Wrote this up for the toilets at work today.

[Switch]

Nice rules. Im with you on the whole not washing hands after going to the toilet thing. I feel the need to throw up when i see people walk out, then seeing them handling food and eating it. Ahwell, their loss i spose

[Drum]

You forgot the skidmarks Jim2.

[Crisis management]

thanks for all that, now I know why i work at home...

[Indiana_Jones]

I've bought a bottle of steri-gel for my desk.

Plus you can put it in a water pistol - instant naplam thrower.

It's an anger management thing.

Do you keep that in your purse, next to your tampons?

Just kidding lol. Yea, I hate people that don't wash their fucking hands, it's sick.

-Indy

[James Deuce]

You forgot the skidmarks Jim2.

What's he got to do with it? Hmmm?.... O, I get it.

[Deano]

steri-gel on your desk?

thats a little bit of overkill dont you think??

...the reason the hospitals are fighting superbugs and antibiotic resistant germs etc is because everything is steril. We need to be exposed to at least some of these nasty germs to build our own antibodies to protect ourselves. by sterilising everything we create a cycle that produces children with less antibodies.. who go through the steril life.. ...produce their own children with even less antibodies.. anyone see the pattern?????

Your hands are the most filthy part of your body and responsible for transmitting many illnesses (a flu virus probably being the most common).

I have steri gel on my desk at work - I use it after shaking some 'customers' hands.

The steril vs resistance issue is valid to some degree, but not where pathogens are involved - less of an issue in the 'developed world' where we have ready access to medicines and treatments, but in 'undeveloped' countries, many people often die from the simplest of bugs.

Overuse of antibiotics is another matter altogether, and leads to resistance.

Did you know you can even die or end up with some horrible ailments from food poisoning ?

I did a 'hand hygiene' survey in a public toilet recently, and the results on the whole were pretty poor. (And there are some real weirdos out there.)

[Fatjim]

I gag at the thought of touching your dangly bits.

Don't let the missus's read this. Thats all the excuse they need.

[sedge]

Heh heh...

I worked at a client site for a couple of weeks where the toilets were very small cubicles. When you went in you had to sorta squish up to shut the door again. Anyway... The cleaner obviously never cleaned behind the door coz there was a growing tally of smeary bogies like someone marking the days in a prison cell.

I just can't understand it, you wouldn't shit all over your toilet seat at home, what could possibly make this acceptable at work ? And how do you miss a frecking urinal for fecks sake !

Ah well gotta go wash my hands for a couple of hours now

Sedge.

[McJim]

I prefer this sign for loos.

Please don't drop your fag ends
Where you should drop your shite
Coz it makes them really soggy
And impossible to light.

[James Deuce]

Scots Git.

[McJim]

Scots Git.

I ain't denyin' it

Smokes are gettin' too pricey.

[Motu]

You should see my toilet at work! I fired the cleaner,and I won't go near it! We share it with the service station - it's a staff toilet,not a public toilet,but the public still use it....fucking pigs.

Another change I have noticed is they have put a box by the toilet and all the paper goes in there - STINKY SHIT!!! ''It's a euro thing...or a middle east thing...but I think it's a disgusting thing! I now have a steri gel dispenser in the workshop and carry one in the car too.

[Maverick]

We used to have a problem with guys missing the urinal and pissing on the floor. someone put a sign up saying "If your dick is too short that you keep missing, please stand closer." Funnily enough it improved for a while.

[ManDownUnder]

You should see my toilet at work! I fired the cleaner,and I won't go near it! We share it with the service station - it's a staff toilet,not a public toilet,but the public still use it....fucking pigs.

Another change I have noticed is they have put a box by the toilet and all the paper goes in there - STINKY SHIT!!! ''It's a euro thing...or a middle east thing...but I think it's a disgusting thing! I now have a steri gel dispenser in the workshop and carry one in the car too.

So firing the cleaner was a good move then?

[Joni]

I could not help but laugh mate...

Not because of what you said, but because how similar we are (I have noticed that lot lately )

In my last position in Auckland, I actually put signs up in the toilet on my floor... it might not have been a desciptive as yours... but yup... guilty as charged.

ewww...