Born to be mild
Saw an item on the news last night about baby fur seals being in danger crossing the highway at Kaikoura. It occurred to me that if a baby seal is successful crossing the road it is still a fur-seal. However, if it gets flattened by an 18 wheeler does that make it a tar-seal?
Grow older but never grow up
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Har Har. Don't need to be making too much noise about it there'll be millions of tax dollars spent on baby seal underpasses every 100mtrs.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Aargh, photos!
Sound like a new name I should tattoo on my new club
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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I've got some lovely fur seal slippers.
It's not an exclusive club.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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Club, hammer or pole, they all do the trick.Originally Posted by Jim2
Cyborg Biker
Why did the seal cross the road?
To see how fur it was...
Arrr Arrr
Born to be mild
To see his flat-mate?
Grow older but never grow up
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Blew a seal on the Guzzi once - messy
Born to be mild
Dude...that's perverted...
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I really must be unwell I was really looking for picture of the cute little baby fur seals awwwwwwSaw an item on the news last night about baby fur seals being in danger crossing the highway at Kaikoura. It occurred to me that if a baby seal is successful crossing the road it is still a fur-seal. However, if it gets flattened by an 18 wheeler does that make it a tar-seal?Instead This..I think that is classic
Immature and proud of it.
I'll give this thread my personal seal of approval.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Aargh, photos!
Nope, you just need a good arm
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Playin' around
Well, if one of them makes it as far as a bar, what do you reckon it'll order?
Deus ex ukulele
I thought that was just the frost on your moustache...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Scattering the morning dew
As Cheech Marin so appropriately put it.......
Save the Whales, save those big fat funky Whales,
But shoot the seals, coz they're eating all the fish.
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