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    The PM, her husband and the hooker

    Dr. Davis (Mr Helen Clark...) was jogging near his home in
    Auckland. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
    He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "Two hundred and fifty dollars!" she'd shout from the curb.

    "No!

    Five dollars!" He would fire back, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
    He'd run by and she'd yell, "Two hundred and Fifty dollars!"

    He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

    One day, Helen decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,
    Dr. Davis realised she'd bark her $250 offer and Helen would wonder
    What he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'.
    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
    Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks, you tight b*stard?!"

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    haha love it!

    But the truth is... Helen would have to pay other people to fuck her...

    *wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick*
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    Heather might not agree with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Heather might not agree with you.
    I'm assuming Heather is her "secret" girlfriend that is rumoured to live on Waiheke Island?

    If there is infact a Heather... I'm guessing shes the type of women that makes kids run away screaming from just looking at her...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Bet she shaves!

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