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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    I think you mean large furry anal dreads/tails . Swantigers dont have penises. They reproduce Asexually..they have no reproductive organs. They are both female and part male; kinda like a ladyboy only born that way..
    Jeepers, anyone would thinkthat it is your car. Big deal he said the plate of an undercover.
    His analogy of fuck stick ford and holden drivers is spot on.
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    Hmm might give him a wave tmrw when we pootle past @ 40kph

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    I think you mean large furry anal dreads/tails . Swantigers dont have penises. They reproduce Asexually..they have no reproductive organs. They are both female and part male; kinda like a ladyboy only born that way..

    Yip.....thats sounds like the DongTiger i know......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    Dirty old swan tiger dont wash his tail much.

    And for that very reason....nobody likes to ride behind him, hence the reason he gets the TEC jobs..... but he thinks its cos' he's quick.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    Mmmmm people think its a really smokey exhaust...until they get closer and discover the terrifying truth
    Where is he anyway?... its not Waitangi day yet is it?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    I dont give a fuck about that moron I was just getting into a little banter with swanny. If your close enough to read the plate then it aint going to matter much if you recognize it anyways.

    Jesus dorks like you have to come along and get all itchy witchy bitchy and take the fun out of it
    sorry cant we all just get along
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    It's okay everyone, Dyna and I are lovers going through a rough time, this is why he has such intimate knowledge of my reproductive anatomy.

    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    And for that very reason....nobody likes to ride behind him, hence the reason he gets the TEC jobs..... but he thinks its cos' he's quick.....
    Hey what the hell are you on old man!

    Anyway, babies to bash and doll money to spend, catch you later.

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    Not to mention the plain white one as well.... Easily seen by the standard issue steel wheels, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    I think you mean large furry anal dreads/tails . Swantigers dont have penises. They reproduce Asexually..they have no reproductive organs. They are both female and part male; kinda like a ladyboy only born that way..
    I think the correct word you're looking for is nancy-boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Not to mention the plain white one as well.... Easily seen by the standard issue steel wheels, though.
    But unfortunately they neglected to fit said rims to the front and rear bumpers to make them easier to spot from behind or when approaching from on front.....
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    Hmmm.. I can't even spot them when they have big letters and light 's on top (except when they start flashing) ,not much hope spotting an unmarked

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    But unfortunately they neglected to fit said rims to the front and rear bumpers to make them easier to spot from behind or when approaching from on front.....


    True, of course, and there's been many a time I've quipped to the Missus when travelling and spotted a plain, (or marked), car too late, "Good thing I wasn't speeding!" It's become a bit of a catch-cry with us when travelling. I'm usually a law abiding citizen...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TLDV8 View Post
    Hmmm.. I can't even spot them when they have big letters and light 's on top (except when they start flashing) ,not much hope spotting an unmarked
    Maybe if you shaved your facial hair you may improve your vision!!!
    Mind you spotting a cop can be just as hard as working out where JSG will pop up next eh...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Maybe if you shaved your facial hair you may improve your vision!!!
    Mind you spotting a cop can be just as hard as working out where JSG will pop up next eh...............
    !!! that is the funniest thing I've read on KB in a looong time!

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