Mad exhaust!!!

**degrom** · 14th January 2007, 14:00

Was looking for a few pictures of cafe racers and this guy's work keep on coming up.

Check the mad exhaust...

**degrom** · 14th January 2007, 14:02

Here is some more...

And his website. http://www.cb750cafe.com

**limbimtimwim** · 14th January 2007, 15:30

Somebody give him an early GL1000 for a challenge..

**Steam** · 14th January 2007, 16:19

Hoho! He/they should do that to a Suzuki Stratosphere, 6 pipes in black or chrome it would look very cool!

**Crasherfromwayback** · 14th January 2007, 16:23

That person whoever they may be, is blessed with some pretty good pipe bending skills!

Nice work!

**Toaster** · 14th January 2007, 16:26

Well now thats an eyefull!!

**xwhatsit** · 14th January 2007, 16:29

Oh that guy... I ran across his website earlier on when looking for café racer ideas. He does some nice things, I suppose -- not particularly a big fan of his style of café racer (too... blingy, I think), but what really makes his site unreadably-annoying is his writing style. He writes a simile for every sentence, it makes him sound like a cock (heh, there's a simile for you ^_^). From his website:

Originally Posted by Dickhead

In a semi stock guise, this looked as appealing to me, as a grown up to Michael Jackson.

Now, we are getting somewhere. Dunstall Gas tank, H2 rear seat that fits to me snugger than a diaper, and the 4 into yoshimura which is getting rarer than an honest politician.

Now , with a bit of bodywork repair and a few licks of black paint, the old girl was looking tougher than grandma's pantie elastic.

My First cruise was more fun than watching Mexican bull riding.

Smoother than silk boxers.

Slicker than camel snot and harder than pigs poo!!!

Engine was as clean as Operating room.

16 inch rear held the road like poo to a Blanket.

A real race horse.

For some reason, this time she was harder to get out, than a one legged murderer in jail with a hidden Ladder.

Rear brake drum was duller than a 10 watt lightbulb.

....

And these are in consecutive sentences. It makes me want to take a torque wrench to his head.

He does seem to be pretty handy around a workshop, though.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 14th January 2007, 16:33

Goes to show ya....acid and pipe bending are a good mix.

**degrom** · 14th January 2007, 16:34

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

Oh that guy... I ran across his website earlier on when looking for café racer ideas. He does some nice things, I suppose -- not particularly a big fan of his style of café racer (too... blingy, I think), but what really makes his site unreadably-annoying is his writing style. He writes a simile for every sentence, it makes him sound like a cock (heh, there's a simile for you ^_^). From his website:

And these are in consecutive sentences. It makes me want to take a torque wrench to his head.

He does seem to be pretty handy around a workshop, though.

Let's say his skills does not lie with writing stuff... (^_^)

**rwh** · 14th January 2007, 21:31

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

Oh that guy... I ran across his website earlier on when looking for café racer ideas. He does some nice things, I suppose -- not particularly a big fan of his style of café racer (too... blingy, I think), but what really makes his site unreadably-annoying is his writing style. He writes a simile for every sentence, it makes him sound like a cock (heh, there's a simile for you ^_^). From his website:

And these are in consecutive sentences. It makes me want to take a torque wrench to his head.

He does seem to be pretty handy around a workshop, though.

I think you're being a bit harsh - one of those was a metaphor.

Richard

**xwhatsit** · 14th January 2007, 21:59

Originally Posted by rwh

I think you're being a bit harsh - one of those was a metaphor.

Richard

LOL! Maybe I'm just jetlagged -- but that damned writing style is used throughout his entire site! It makes it hard to take him seriously. In addition he just seems a very arrogant sort of chap.

**degrom** · 15th January 2007, 06:20

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

LOL! Maybe I'm just jetlagged -- but that damned writing style is used throughout his entire site! It makes it hard to take him seriously. In addition he just seems a very arrogant sort of chap.

At least his work makes up for it. Well Chica thinks so...