Wasp is sad

**jrandom** · 16th January 2007, 18:51

Originally Posted by pixc

... dont forget to smile sunshine.

Jesus bloody wept.

If you really care, don't tell the poor bastard to smile, just give him a shag.

Why do women never get it?

**Street Gerbil** · 16th January 2007, 19:18

Don't want to sound like a wise ass but look inside you and work out one important issue - are you depressed because there is a conspiracy to bring you down or because you cannot come to terms with yourself.
Chances are it is the latter.
If so, ask yourself a question, why are you forcing this sort of suffering upon yourself?
Examine your problems. Are you depressed because you miss somebody who passed away? Think, would this person were preferring you burying yourself alive or cherishing his/her memory and getting on with your live?
You are alone. The last time I checked there was gender imbalance in your favor here in NZ. Chances are you are making a girl somewhere sad just because you are not with her.
You already did a good job taking your depression apart into a gamut of reasons. Analyze them one by one and take care of them. (

Easy for me to say - my partner is a shrink).

**doc** · 16th January 2007, 19:21

Originally Posted by Wasp

Its been well over a year since I've been out with a girl

- Doug

We care Sunshine I've got my 30th wedding anniversary, weekend after Paeroa. You can have her and she your's with any bike you choose, I'll get her to pay for it Man you are lucky them shelia's are a curse. Look how many K Bikers give up bikes cos of lust, only to return to them much later. You can buy luv no strings attatched it's them friggen bikes that are the problem. Once you dump them it's hard to get back on one. pssst.. the hand is cheaper that the motorcycle if you want real luv

**Colapop** · 16th January 2007, 19:27

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

Can't tomorrow or thursday Col, I'm out myself lasering more cars on SH16.

So if anyone sees a car parked up with a laser gun, pull a mono and give us some good speeds, we're not gonna ticket you, just some stuff for transit

lol

btw, I clocked a blue FXR150 doing 100kph today on SH16

-Indy

At least you're finally working, you worthless piece of crap...

**jrandom** · 16th January 2007, 19:31

OK, so, we all know, deep down, that Wasp's real problem is that he needs a shag. Several shags, in fact. Unending, regular shags.

The key here, Wasp, is threefold.

1. Be in good physical shape. It's OK to be a shy geek, so long as you have broad shoulders and no beer gut. Women will happily barrel past your social insecurities to get at your arse, so join a gym pronto. Apart from the eventual health and appearance advantages, hard physical training makes you feel immediately happier and tends to put you in regular contact with hot chicks.

2. Have some money. You have a job and all, right? Sorted there.

3. Aggressively pursue slightly older women.

It'd probably help immensely if you patronised some decent working girls in the interim. Nothing worse than getting into the internet porn rut.

And, when it all gets too much and life has you knackered, just kick back with a beer, smoke a bowl, and watch SpongeBob.

**doc** · 16th January 2007, 19:45

Originally Posted by Fish

OK, so, we all know, deep down, that Wasp's real problem is that he needs a shag. Several shags, in fact. Unending, regular shags.

The key here, Wasp, is threefold.

1. Be in good physical shape. It's OK to be a shy geek, so long as you have broad shoulders and no beer gut. Women will happily barrel past your social insecurities to get at your arse, so join a gym pronto. Apart from the eventual health and appearance advantages, hard physical training makes you feel immediately happier and tends to put you in regular contact with hot chicks.

2. Have some money. You have a job and all, right? Sorted there.

3. Aggressively pursue slightly older women.

It'd probably help immensely if you patronised some decent working girls in the interim. Nothing worse than getting into the internet porn rut.

And, when it all gets too much and life has you knackered, just kick back with a beer, smoke a bowl, and watch SpongeBob.

You ever thought of "Politics " I'd vote for you. We need leadership with vison

**Indiana_Jones** · 16th January 2007, 20:29

Originally Posted by Dodgyiti

Put all your 'worthless crap' on Trademe and use the money to get your bike up and running.

Go on NZ Dating and see if you can hook up with a lady or get out there and meet someone?

Plenty of people have been on hard times, myself included (like you would not believe), be strong guy!

You know there are people who care, talk to them, sometimes talking honestly to people who you respect can help no end, even if they can't help you, just spilling it out usually gives some relief

Well I am planning on fixing bike, depends on how much and if I can squeeze some money from the fucker.

As for dating, I have a partner, so I'm all set up in that department.

Just my career path, I'm just lost as what I wanna/should do

-Indy

**Wasp** · 16th January 2007, 20:30

jeeeeezzzzz i go out for a ride (YES a ride, i have my bike back now) and somebody digs this up?! oh well....

its ok guys i'd say im pretty much back to my usual arrogant self rightous arsehole self now, things are on the up and go - im finding that im really confidant now (as in life in general) and i've decided to take up swimming again! (exercise my fat ass)

still working on the girl part but atleast life as a bacholor is better now