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    Ladies handbags.

    WHAT? Handbags are getting BIGGER??? WHY?

    How is this possible? I was led to believe that they were made from the same material as Dr Who's TARDIS... it is actually bigger on the inside!

    If these women took the brick and kitchen sink out of the damn thing it would be substantially lightened. I'm sure there is some other stuff in there that will never see the light of day.

    What the hell is "president of the Committee for Color and Trend" FFS?
    Are these people the REAL Fashion Police???????

    Shit, I think I require a beer!

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    Women warned big handbags pose a health hazard
    Email this storyPrint this story 3:15PM Thursday January 18, 2007

    A Gucci bag on the runway in Milan. Photo / Reuters
    TORONTO - With big handbags becoming a key fashion accessory for working women, health experts are warning they can also become a key health concern.

    Bags for women have become bigger and heavier as designers combine briefcases with handbags and straps have become longer but the extra leverage has many patients complaining of neck, shoulder and back problems.

    "I see so many women with neck pains and headaches and what I usually do is look for their purse and pick it up," said Jane Sadler, a family practice physician on the medical staff at Baylor Medical Center in Garland, Texas.

    "We take it over to the scale and weigh it and usually they're anywhere from 3-4.5 kgs...We're really going to see women with more and more problems later on if we continue the big purse craze."

    William Case, a physical therapist in private practice in Houston, Texas, said an aggravated neck or shoulder can lead to upper back problems, meaning pain may then be felt while working at a computer or playing sports.

    He urged designers "to place a cute, educational caution tag on all bags to inform of potential neck and shoulder dangers."

    Above all, he recommended correct posture while carrying bulky purses, keeping the head and shoulders aligned upright. Patients should also frequently change the size and weight of purses carried.

    "The extra-large purses are quite phenomenal. They look beautiful when the women wear them, but I don't know how aware they are of the potential problems," Case said.

    "Massage, anti-inflammatories and rest are good to help alleviate the symptoms temporarily however the only real cure is patient education," case added in a written message to the American Physical Therapy Association.

    Case said children were recommended to carry no more than 10-15 per cent of their body weight in backpacks, which are effective at spreading loads carried, but fashion consultants say they just aren't cool any more.

    "The trend is either very large or very small. People go to the gym, they have an extra pair of shoes, they have their make-up, so there's more stuff to carry around," said Ellen Campuzano, president of the Committee for Color and Trend, a fashion forecasting service.

    "The backpack is really for a very casual customer, for a student with books, that is not a fashion customer."

    Professor Alan Hedge, an ergonomics specialist at Cornell University in New York state, said similar health problems arose when laptops were first introduced.

    Traditionally women adopted better postures for carrying loads, such as baskets on heads or strapping a papoose across the back, but placing objects on one shoulder was one of the least efficient ways of carrying a load.

    "This causes a great imbalance. You only have to see people carrying bags in shopping centers, looking hunched up like Quasimodo," he said.

    "If it (a big bag) is a fashion accessory, then occasional and symbolic use is fine. If not, then keep it light." - REUTERS
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    "The backpack is really for a very casual customer, for a student with books, that is not a fashion customer."

    Suits me - never been a follower of fashion or into brand names. Use my motorbike backpack everywhere. It's real gucci ay mate. And there's f all in it - honest!!
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    handbag = saddle bag

    else if it don't fit in the jacket it doesn't go

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    So , why can't women carry baskets on their heads , instead. Much better, those poxy handbags are a right nuisance in crowds.

    Maybe if they get a bit bigger their owners will be able to hop right inside them , and poke their feet through designer pediports, instead of carrying them.
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    Speaking of handbags.....

    Hey something to think about (that i'm sure all the health care workers
    in here will already know)

    You know how handbags end up on car floors, toilet floors/basins and
    the ground etc........imagine the germs the bottom of a handbag picks up

    How many handbags do we see sitting on tables in restaurants??? hmmm?

    Is it ALWAYS the restaurants fault if we get ill............
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    I have two handbags, both quite small, but usually full of my husband's shit, "oh Honey, can you pop this in your bag?" Maybe they're getting bigger because men are filling their wives bags full of their crap?

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    I remember hearing about a handbag that was made from an elephant's foreskin.
    When you rubbed it it turned into an over-night bag.
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    Oh great! I'm quite pleased about that. The best thing about having a girlfriend is that I can empty all my pockets out and she can carry all my stuff around . Of course, I carry her coat and shopping bags, so it all balances out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Oh great! I'm quite pleased about that. The best thing about having a girlfriend is that I can empty all my pockets out and she can carry all my stuff around . Of course, I carry her coat and shopping bags, so it all balances out...
    Lol. I always end up carrying my girlfriends cellphone etc. She wears things with no pockets, or extremely tight jeans where you can't really get into the pockets comfortably.

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    dammit, thought this thread was "ladies handbags for sale" ...my bad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I have two handbags, both quite small, but usually full of my husband's shit, "oh Honey, can you pop this in your bag?" Maybe they're getting bigger because men are filling their wives bags full of their crap?
    good one Mrs K!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    ... I carry her coat and shopping bags,
    aawwwwww... dat's sooo schaaweeeet!! can we clone you????
    GET ON
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    good one Mrs K!!!



    aawwwwww... dat's sooo schaaweeeet!! can we clone you????
    Meh, she just takes it for granted now, lol. I'm her coat-carrying, umbrella-holding, ego-reinforcing shopping-bag-holder.

    But I lap it up, because she's such an adorable little thing .

    That's how I (without realising) got her interested though -- she was sitting in a lecture theatre on her own, looking a bit cold in an Auckland winter -- so I offered her my scarf. Two days later she asks me out, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Meh, she just takes it for granted now, lol. I'm her coat-carrying, umbrella-holding, ego-reinforcing shopping-bag-holder.

    But I lap it up, because she's such an adorable little thing .

    That's how I (without realising) got her interested though -- she was sitting in a lecture theatre on her own, looking a bit cold in an Auckland winter -- so I offered her my scarf. Two days later she asks me out, lol.

    aaaahhhhh... young love... what a precious thing it be..

    look after her!!
    GET ON
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    Men's handbags...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Maybe they're getting bigger because men are filling their wives bags full of their crap?
    I understand what you mean! My handbag is so bulky because it contains Cajun's keys, cellphone and wallet and he stores as much shit in it as I do

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Meh, she just takes it for granted now, lol. I'm her coat-carrying, umbrella-holding, ego-reinforcing shopping-bag-holder.

    But I lap it up, because she's such an adorable little thing .

    That's how I (without realising) got her interested though -- she was sitting in a lecture theatre on her own, looking a bit cold in an Auckland winter -- so I offered her my scarf. Two days later she asks me out, lol.
    Remember the wise words of master Jedi Wayne Campbell (of Wayne's World natch)

    Aiyaah...Psycho Hose Beast! And asian girls are an exponential factor of that!

    Also remember that :

    (1) She wants your passport
    (2) She is seeking PR
    (3) She is sizing you up for forcible organ donation at a later date
    (4) She is using you as her additional wallet/purse
    (5) She is merely using you as her sex-slave
    (6) She is waiting to bring over her entire extended family
    (7) She is really a girl-boy from Malaysia/Thailand/Vietnam
    (8) She is really a spy from their "Beijing Institute for Foreign Relationships"
    (9) She wants you to get rid of your bike and have a blinged out boi-racer ride
    (10) She will get you to like salted fish/hundred year old eggs/pickled pig's trotters
    (11) She will get you to work in her family business
    (12) Her mother is the mother of all psycho hose beasts
    (13) She is plotting to kill her chasing creditors
    (14) She has several husbands and children already
    (15) She will have an intense hatred for anything you like to do, that she doesn't like to do

    Please feel free to pick and choose any of the above scenarios, which have already come to pass

    Oh yeah, congrats on being pussy-whipped and being the bearer of all her products and shopping...not that I know of that ever happening to me

    Oh darn, a good friend is coming from China next week ... please select any of the above scenarios to happen to me!
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