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    Yep, my dog loves sticking her head out the car window too, having the wind flapping her ears like she's gonna take off, the myriad smells taking the direct route to her brain at 100km/h, the scenery flashing by in a collage of colour.....but then she enjoys eating other dogs crap too.
    She's terrified of motorcycles though and hides when I start up my bike. Yep, pretty smart is my old dog......

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Yep, my dog loves sticking her head out the car window too, having the wind flapping her ears like she's gonna take off, the myriad smells taking the direct route to her brain at 100km/h, the scenery flashing by in a collage of colour.....but then she enjoys eating other dogs crap too.
    She's terrified of motorcycles though and hides when I start up my bike. Yep, pretty smart is my old dog......
    Yup, and if things are flashing by in a collage of colour, she's also the first dog, who isn't colourblind.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    I cheated death today too. I rode up to Park Rd for lunch wearing just jeans, sneakers, shirt and lid.

    You know what?

    It felt GREAT!
    Geez Lou , everyone told me that you were any edgey sort of character but thats just nuts man

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    ALMOST as goot as the f***wit i saw (and i shit you not people) riding a harleyish thing of some description, shoes, stubbyshorts, singlet, german stormtroopers helmet, and busilly txting away with the left hand...

    /someone hand me a cricket bat please
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whynot View Post
    However, in the event that this did take place i can assure everyone i was in full leathers for the trip home.
    you forgot to mention.. "and a gimp mask..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    I cheated death today too. I rode up to Park Rd for lunch wearing just jeans, sneakers, shirt and lid.

    You know what?

    It felt GREAT!
    Bloody psycho...

    Doing that in Auckland traffic, with all those non english types driving everywhere...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Yep, my dog loves sticking her head out the car window too, having the wind flapping her ears like she's gonna take off, ....
    Your dog is Helen Clark, down south going to a rugby game, in a hurry??????

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    In the interests of dispelling the safety Nazis' concerns, I have done four laps of the section (including unplanned diversions down the bloody hill thru the bush reserve) and one trip up the drive to collect the mail on the DR in the nude.

    I am pleased to announce that no human parts were damaged in this trial.


    There, happy now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis management View Post
    In the interests of dispelling the safety Nazis' concerns, I have done four laps of the section (including unplanned diversions down the bloody hill thru the bush reserve) and one trip up the drive to collect the mail on the DR in the nude.

    I am pleased to announce that no human parts were damaged in this trial.


    There, happy now?
    not even the neighbours eyes .... ?

    hang on, Bush ... section .... Auckland .... WTF ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whynot View Post
    not even the neighbours eyes .... ?

    hang on, Bush ... section .... Auckland .... WTF ?
    Its called Hillsborough and yes, it is unusually isolated! I was a touch nervous about the letter box bit tho......

    The things we do for science!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis management View Post
    Its called Hillsborough and yes, it is unusually isolated! I was a touch nervous about the letter box bit tho......

    The things we do for science!
    In order to maintain the correct amount of objectivity this experiment needs to assess the impact of nude riding on the female form. Could you arrange for your missus to perform the test and then post the results accompanied by pictures

    Thanks in advance JB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B View Post
    Thanks in advance JB
    Riding nude is one thing, asking the boss for her version is another.....

    I'm definately not that brave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crash harry View Post
    OMG WTF call the police Whynot just arrived at my place and he rode here without his gear, just gloves and a helmet.

    Do you think I should call the cops or just have him killed?
    I don't think the rapa police would do much. Watched some cycle racing yesterday around a short road circuit (closed road), with a bike cop trailing them with his flashing lights on, high vis vest, gloves on...but his flip-face lid up and police shirt! Go figure???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis management View Post
    Riding nude is one thing, asking the boss for her version is another.....

    I'm definately not that brave!

    Me either Mate, thats why I thought Id ask to see how you got on before I asked my Missus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinje View Post
    I don't think the rapa police would do much. Watched some cycle racing yesterday around a short road circuit (closed road), with a bike cop trailing them with his flashing lights on, high vis vest, gloves on...but his flip-face lid up and police shirt! Go figure???
    Hooligan! Lucky he wasn't smoking...!!!

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