Women are like apples

[oldrider]

In the words of the immortal Usher 'we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed'

Every lady, in the street or otherwise, "is" a freak in bed, they are just waiting for the guy's who know where their button box is and know which order to push them in.

They (ladies) don't come with a service manual or riding instruction book, you just have to keep working them out individually, that's what makes them interesting and such a challenge!

What a shit of a world (no pun intended) it would be without women. You just gotta them, don't ya?. Cheers John.

[James Deuce]

Blah, blah, blah
Dribble bottomed rant about some apple-woman-thing.

I think I'm going to be sick.

[James Deuce]

You just gotta them, don't ya?. Cheers John.

No, you have to put up with them. Just like managers.

[Paul in NZ]

Humpf.... I thought this was going to be about crisp and juicy n stuff...

[Jantar]

The ones I like are slightly firm, sweet, and get juicier the more I eat them.

[oldrider]

No, you have to put up with them. Just like managers.

Not a good day at work today Jim? Wait until you retire it really gets rough then!

Sex in the morning, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the afternoon, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the evening, then clean your bike, have tea and watch a little TV, sex again in the evening, rest up, start it all again in the morning!

Now, what exactly was the problem you had with your manager?

Oh damn it, here they come again Got to move on, see yah Jim. Back to the asylum.

[Paul in NZ]

Sex in the morning, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the afternoon, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the evening, then clean your bike, have tea and watch a little TV, sex again in the evening, rest up, start it all again in the morning!.

Hmm... Your memory getting worse John? Can't even remember when you last had sex so have to keep doing it?

Souinds like a mighty fine way to go - where do i sign up?

[Deano]

If c**nts grew on trees, you'd throw stones at girls.

[bistard]

Not a good day at work today Jim? Wait until you retire it really gets rough then!

Sex in the morning, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the afternoon, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the evening, then clean your bike, have tea and watch a little TV, sex again in the evening, rest up, start it all again in the morning!

Now, what exactly was the problem you had with your manager?

Oh damn it, here they come again Got to move on, see yah Jim. Back to the asylum.

Yes,sorry old chap,but as far as the "sex" goes,by yourself does not count!!

[Paul in NZ]

Yes,sorry old chap,but as far as the "sex" goes,by yourself does not count!!

You have obviously not met John's wife - shes a hottie (Tell her I mean that in a nice way OK John) and a damn'd fine lady to boot..... She is so polite - she was even nice to me! Wow!

[doc]

Not a good day at work today Jim? Wait until you retire it really gets rough then!

Sex in the morning, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the afternoon, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the evening, then clean your bike, have tea and watch a little TV, sex again in the evening, rest up, start it all again in the morning!

Now, what exactly was the problem you had with your manager?

Oh damn it, here they come again Got to move on, see yah Jim. Back to the asylum.

But what if he retires with his manager ?

[Fatjim]

Sex in the morning, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the afternoon, then go for a ride on your bike, sex in the evening, then clean your bike, have tea and watch a little TV, sex again in the evening, rest up, start it all again in the morning!

I bet the bike doesn't cool down much between rides huh? And is riding the bike solo like the sex?

[oldrider]

I bet the bike doesn't cool down much between rides huh? And is riding the bike solo like the sex?

When you have to take Viagra for solo sex, the tanks getting empty. They are the blue ones right? John.

[KLOWN]

If I've picked carefully then she will be

In the words of the immortal Usher 'we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed'

pffft usher, try hes just taking the words off snoop dogg and ice cube
usher, what a pussy

[Toaster]

I've tended to find women are exactly like apples, they have always ended up being a disappointment. I like banana's but that admission would make me sound gay - which I am definitely not!!

...keep ya peanut butter to yourself Dover.