Gotta knife pulled on me tonite...

[BarBender]

About 6 years ago - when I separated from my wife (we're back together again ) and I was at the zenith of my with anger, self esteem and depression issues, bla bla bla... - I had a beer bottle thrown at me as I rode past 3 young Polynesian brothers who had congregated on the side of the road in Mt Roskill. It was about 11:30pm at night and because I had nothing better to do with my life at that time, turned my bike around, parked it up on the otherside of the road and walked over to them.

As I still had my helmet on, they must have thought it was Christmas thinking that John Smith from Remuera was going to take them on. Imagine their surprise as I took my helmet off, greeted them in Samoan (which I am) and preceeded to use my Helmet as a baton and the side of their Toyota Cressida to knock one of them out - unconscious.

My ardrenalin was maxed out. It was intense. In total it lasted just over a minute. And thankfully it took a very brave old Chinese man who lived nearby to stop me from from doing any further damage.

Two points I'd like to make here:
1. If you feel lucky punk and decide to pull that bike around - Quicky weigh up the situation and dont fark around. Nothing beats intent and the element of surprise.

2. HOWEVER - make sure that you aren't related to anyone you smash. It doesnt go well with the extended family - especially if you have disfigured them for life.

[0arbreaka]

The sooner behaviours that are socially destructive are curbed the better off society is.

I agree completely, I have a younger brother (a wigga) who isnt as bad as what we are talking about, but some of his mates are and I am very protective over our house because of that (I bolt all the doors every night before i go to bed etc etc)

A year or so back my family was all away in different places i think for new years, and my little brother happened to lie to us about going to Omaha with one of his mates, and went ahead and had a party at our family home with some of his so called 'friends', when I got back within cellphone reception I had about 5 voicemail messages from my dad/mum/little sister saying that my brother had a party and that we'd been robbed and the house was wrecked. Turned out that when my brother passed out, his 'friends' decided to help themselves to $3000 worth of stuff and about $2000 worth of my mothers jewellry. The funny thing is that my brother is still mates with half the people that did it.

Its maggots like that, that are fucking up society. Most of them to be honest have very little future in my opinion.

[Colapop]

I know he's your brother and no offence to you intended but it's not funny, it's dumb. Either he has no respect for you and your family or his 'mates' have no respect for him and he's going to get hurt somewhere along the line when they cut and run instead of watching his back.

[Ixion]

Wozza wigga ?

[The_Dover]

Wozza wigga ?

it's an african canadian.

fo shizzle ma wizzle

[Crasherfromwayback]

I know he's your brother and no offence to you intended but it's not funny, it's dumb. Either he has no respect for you and your family or his 'mates' have no respect for him and he's going to get hurt somewhere along the line when they cut and run instead of watching his back.

Either?
Try BOTH.

[Colapop]

It's late I've had a shit day... what more do you want ? Fuck where's my beer?

Ahhh that's better!

[0arbreaka]

I know he's your brother and no offence to you intended but it's not funny, it's dumb. Either he has no respect for you and your family or his 'mates' have no respect for him and he's going to get hurt somewhere along the line when they cut and run instead of watching his back.

I know its dumb, it hasnt become apparent that my brother respects my family very much due to his tagging on almost any available surface, Ive attatched a pic of the keyboard as an example, among his other socially detrimental habits. I dont think most of his mates respect him very much either, although this hasnt become apparent yet appart from them treating my home like a dos house and emptying the pantry (which my mum struggles to fill on her paycheque) after my brother and his mates spend a night smoking weed downstairs.

Wozza wigga ?

A wigga is a white nigger or a wanabe nigger, your choice.

[0arbreaka]

I need a beer now too.

[Colapop]

Send him down here. I'll fix him or break him trying - your choice.

[0arbreaka]

I would if I could, I tryed to get my mum to send him to a boarding school in chch a while back to try and sort him out (isolate him from any of his mates) but, she "wouldnt let her baby go".

[The_Dover]

let's just beat the fuck out of him?

[Colapop]

I'm getting some parts sent down. Mother's husband has acquired a crate - Just tell him the inside hasn't been tagged yet.

[0arbreaka]

Hmmm, that might just work. Either that or we could tell him that theres a tinny house giving out free tinnys and hell be there volunteerily.

[Indiana_Jones]

I know its dumb, it hasnt become apparent that my brother respects my family very much due to his tagging on almost any available surface, Ive attatched a pic of the keyboard as an example, among his other socially detrimental habits. I dont think most of his mates respect him very much either, although this hasnt become apparent yet appart from them treating my home like a dos house and emptying the pantry (which my mum struggles to fill on her paycheque) after my brother and his mates spend a night smoking weed downstairs.




A wigga is a white nigger or a wanabe nigger, your choice.

Man, we need to sort out your brother. Col, get the device........

edit:

let's just beat the fuck out of him?

What the dover said lol

-Indy