DRB2 - who the fuck are you??

[Duc]

So report him then (or beat the shit out of him)

[yungatart]

Reporting incidents like this to the cops is an exercise in futility...why waste my time and theirs when we all know that nothing will be done about it.
I know, I've tried.

[fozz rock]

WHAT!
road rage in a pink car
what is the world coming to

[Bonez]

WHAT!
road rage in a pink car
what is the world coming to

Did I mention it had big ears, flew and went by the brandname jumbo.

[Guitana]

Positives are that the two of you are OK. Big Plus.

Subaru Boy is probably shittin bricks at the moment...waiting...

I think not!! Subaru Boy is probably downing a few cans of Tui with his mates and probably having a good laugh about the Biker he nearly cleaned out and how big the shit stain would've been in his underpants!!
Use stealth go round to his nest and deflate his tyres ensure this is done in the cover of night wearing a balaclava to mask your identity!!
Then smear poos all over the pink pig,under the door handles and especially in the aircon vents and a nice big racing stripe down the side!!!!
Then you can return to your home satisfied that justice has been served!!

And await retalliation!!!!!!!!!!

[Sniper]

I think not!! Subaru Boy is probably downing a few cans of Tui with his mates and probably having a good laugh about the Biker he nearly cleaned out and how big the shit stain would've been in his underpants!!
Use stealth go round to his nest and deflate his tyres ensure this is done in the cover of night wearing a balaclava to mask your identity!!
Then smear poos all over the pink pig,under the door handles and especially in the aircon vents and a nice big racing stripe down the side!!!!
Then you can return to your home satisfied that justice has been served!!

And await retalliation!!!!!!!!!!

You are one horrible individual

[Skunk]

Piss in the air vents. It's less visible...

[davereid]

Put a $2 pack of warehouse firelighters on top of the exhaust. Tie on with mums oven string. Enjoy.

[BarBender]

I think not!! Subaru Boy is probably downing a few cans of Tui with his mates and probably having a good laugh about the Biker he nearly cleaned out and how big the shit stain would've been in his underpants!!
Use stealth go round to his nest and deflate his tyres ensure this is done in the cover of night wearing a balaclava to mask your identity!!
Then smear poos all over the pink pig,under the door handles and especially in the aircon vents and a nice big racing stripe down the side!!!!
Then you can return to your home satisfied that justice has been served!!

And await retalliation!!!!!!!!!!

OR forget the car and go inside the house and break his legs.

[Guitana]

You are one horrible individual

Why thankyou Flattery gets you everywhere!!!!!

[Guitana]

Oh and do remember to wear rubber gloves poos under the fingernails is not a good look!!!!!

[MSTRS:Me]

I'm not driving/riding all the way to Dannevegas (oooops) to serve up a splattering....I have the cretin's phone number. And he knows that Big Brother is out there, watching....

[martypants]

A bunch of popcorn down the exhaust is always good for a laugh, or a bonito wired up to a discreet area of the said vehicle will always satisfy the revenge demon.......or throw a brick through the windscreen

[KLOWN]

more information! please tell us what happened and where and what time.

good to c you guys r around to get revenge

[MSTRS:Me]

more information! please tell us what happened and where and what time.

I was overtaking this yet-to-declare-himself-cretin when he pulled out too - I was about at his rear door and travelling a 'bit' quicker than him so shot past with thumb firmly on the (air)horn button. Not to be put off by this, he continued to pull out, thereby forcing Cowboyz, who was right behind me, right over onto the solid white lane-edge line (oncoming lane). He safely avoided and squirted ahead too. Now this cretin thinks a bit of bumper tag is in order (I'd estimate he was less than a foot from Cowboyz' rear wheel). Watching this in my mirrors, I gently work the brake to show disapproval and the cretin did pull back. He followed for probably 5/6 kms, until Cowboyz and I pulled into a right turn bay to turn off the road we were on. NOW this arsewipe decides that a little threatened side swipe is the go...fully half his car would have been inside the turn bay and I reckon his drivers wing mirror passed underneath my leftside mirror which extends about 6 inches beyond the bars.
Understand my fury now??