Fu*king shit myself tonight.

**Mr Merde** · 28th February 2007, 22:21

Originally Posted by Waylander

Burn.
Out.

Duh

I own up to being a little dense sometimes

LOL

**Mr Merde** · 28th February 2007, 23:39

Originally Posted by Speedie

Did you phone the council to have them go clean it up, or even fire service. Next biker (who has not read KB..is there such a thing??) may not be so lucky.

No I am remiss in that. Just didnt think to at the time and it was several hours afterwards when I sat down at the PC.

I consider myself reprimanded and will attend o that duty in the morning.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

**Switch** · 28th February 2007, 23:42

Sucks to hear.
Its a common occurance in Hamilton now, with the boyracers. They put diesel on mainroad Roundabouts. Dickheads

**Guitana** · 1st March 2007, 07:13

Always be wary of the evil Deisel monster at the roundabout he lurks at every turn!!!

**gijoe1313** · 1st March 2007, 08:21

Otherwise you end up with a Bin Deisel?

**ManDownUnder** · 1st March 2007, 08:24

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

No I am remiss in that. Just didnt think to at the time and it was several hours afterwards when I sat down at the PC.

I consider myself reprimanded and will attend o that duty in the morning.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

How's that leg this morning... the day after a decent jolt... often hurts.

**Sniper** · 1st March 2007, 08:26

Shit, glad you got out of it. Those can turn nasty

**Biohazard** · 1st March 2007, 08:33

Nice save mate....

WHY THE F*CK DO RETARDS INSIST ON OVER FILLING THERE FRIGGIN FUEL TANKS ????.......

**Mr Merde** · 1st March 2007, 08:35

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Otherwise you end up with a Bin Deisel?

GI Joe

One of those puns that make you want to go out and cut your wrists.

**Mr Merde** · 1st March 2007, 08:37

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

How's that leg this morning... the day after a decent jolt... often hurts.

Good bike boots. the bottom of the foot a bit sore though.

**gijoe1313** · 1st March 2007, 12:26

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

GI Joe

One of those puns that make you want to go out and cut your wrists.

Bin there, done that, deisel the days that make you feel alive! (Unless you cut your wrists!)

**skidMark** · 1st March 2007, 12:33

Originally Posted by N4CR

burnout rofl.
diesel ****s first time i rode my 10r in the slight drizzle there was diesel all over the raod, makes things interesting coming from a 250.. hahaha made it though not too bad cus used to light up the rear of the 250 coming outta some interesectiosn heaps so got used to sliding around **** out everywhere.

but yeah when leaned over diesel = ouch + insurance.

not a cool sum.

whats insurance ? LOL

yer i found in the wet with my zxr 250 pull out of truman street going right in the wet with my bald in the middle gpr80 , go forward forward....turn right and before going full upright again light her up.....ended up doing burnouts with the rear kicked out for about 80 metres down the road....up on the limiter in 1st then chuck it in 2nd and she came back in a again....good times:P

i miss my zixxer

**Wolf** · 1st March 2007, 14:24

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

Just coming into Papatoetoe, turning right onto the road leading to Middlemore Hospital (how very convienient). Arrow turns green and I start turning, next thing I know the arse of the bike has kicked out and I'm crossed overand sliding round the corner.

Bloody good kick of the right foot to the road stopped the bike from dropping down. Recovered and pulled over to the side of the road.

Heart pounding, Thank heaven for early motocross training way back when.

Looked at back wheel.

FUCKING Deisel all over the side wall and the edge of the tyre. Went back to the corner, walking. Deisel spill round the corner.

Concentrating so much on traffic I missed the telltale signs.

Scrubbed off the tyre. Rode carefully home.

That was too bloody close. I dont need another spill just yet.

Merde alors! I felt all my muscles tense up and my nuts retract just reading that! Brilliant save, mate.

**Mr Merde** · 1st March 2007, 14:40

Originally Posted by Wolf

Merde alors! I felt all my muscles tense up and my nuts retract just reading that! Brilliant save, mate.

Not a planned save. Didnt even think about it. Long years of riding kicked in and kept the bike upright.

Thank god for actually wearing my bike boots yesterday. In shoes I would have been knackered.