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    Thumbs up Something all cagers should read

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    Pulled this off the Honda riders group. It was good and worth sharing...

    from Juan Valdez:

    I have repost this to ask if everyone else will repost it also. I believe this is very important.If we can help people to understand and if that understanding can save even just one life then it is worth that minute it took to read and repost it.Please help me to get this out to as many people as we can.The chain reaction to get this message out can start here with your help.

    THE BIKER

    When you see us moving past you quickly:

    Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment.

    When you hear our horn:

    Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there.

    When you hear our loud pipes:

    Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close by and we're constantly hoping that our investment in this accessory will help save our lives. Our pipes are really not about our ego...it's a pride and personalization to our form of transportation.

    When you see us in our clothes:

    Don't become fearful of us or think us weird. Our leather jackets, chaps, gloves and boots are the barriers between loosing massive amounts of flesh should something cause us to go down...nothing more, nothing less. Safety gear is paramount to our riding. We wear patches on our jackets, and pins on our vests. These are symbols of pride and honor within our group(s), individuals giving back to those who gave. These things bond us as a brotherhood and sisterhood among bikers. Not that we're better than anyone else, but that we have the same kind of nobility and pride in our accomplishments as you may have in the various aspects of your life. I guess one could say; our patches and pins are the decals and the bumper stickers of our involvement with society and the general public, of which we are very pleased to be a part of in our own little way.

    When you see us in a restaurant:

    You don't have to shield your child or feel intimidated. We have family, wives, husbands, children and loved ones too, just like you. We smile; we laugh and enjoy the moments we have. We are approachable, and would befriend you, if given the opportunity.

    When you see us in a parking lot:

    Don't convince yourself that we're there to "get you". More than likely, we just finished a long ride and are taking a break. Or, we may be meeting up with other riders for a charity run for young children, or another very worthy cause. We may just be admiring one another's bikes, sharing our pride with other brothers and sisters, just like you do with your personal vehicle.
    It's what we do...it's a part of our lives, and we'd be more than welcome to share with you what riding a bike is all about...if you'd only ask.

    When you see aggressive riding bikers:

    Don't put us all in the same stereotypical category as those whose behavior and actions would cause you to react in disgust and intolerance. Many of us do not agree with this style of riding either, and we know and understand that human nature tends to blend us all together as the "same group". Most of us don't want that title...and don't deserve it.

    When you see a group of bikers on the roadways:

    Give us the courtesy of sharing the road with you.
    Please don't "move in" between several bikers in formation. This gets us very excited and nervous, especially when it's done with no due regard for our safety. Provide us with your awareness of the fact that we are much more vulnerable than you. We don't want to challenge you, for all of us are wise enough to know...we'd lose that battle.

    When you are turning left or entering a roadway/highway:

    Look, then look again...and then one more time. For we can be easily hidden, and appear to be invisible by such things as a telephone pole, another vehicle, bright lights or the glare of the sun...or possibly, the beads hanging from your rearview mirror, among numerous other items that are displayed there. If you see us flashing our lights at you or blowing our horn, we're only trying to ensure that you will see us before tragedy changes both our lives.

    When you are behind us:

    Please give us the room we need and don't tailgate us. If you hit us, we're going down...HARD! We don't want to play games with you, we just want to enjoy the ride and the fresh air, and experience that which many of you have never lived for. If we accelerate away from you, don't interpret this action as though we want to drag race you. We're only trying to take ourselves out of a bad situation if you insist on being too close.

    When, and if, you experience road rage:

    Don't take it out on us just because we're smaller than you and more vulnerable. Think about what you're doing and the end result that may become a reality. The consequences of your actions and choices could be very detrimental to our well being, our families, our children and our loved ones. Yes, there are those that can tend to piss you off, however, rage towards them will not solve the issues, but accentuate them. Nine out of ten bikers will do everything they can to take themselves out of that situation without causing you or them harm.

    When you have an opportunity to talk to us:

    You'll discover, outside any influenced or stereotypical mindset you may have, that we are just as human as you are, just with different interests and toys. Many of us would give you the shirt off our back if it would tend to brighten your day or console you in some way. We're really no different...and we drive cars, trucks and vans too. So, meet us and greet us...I think you'll be pleasantly surprised that you'll be met with open arms.

    Thank You for attempting to understand.
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    ... my bike has a horn now?

    No, thanks for this placidfemme. Bit American for me (charity run for young children?) but the thought is there. Maybe we could kiwi it up a bit by rewriting it with a few 'good as golds' and a little less syrup?
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    I've seen that some where before, and how does your bike not have a horn?

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    It's sad that that even has to be written and shown to cagers. But, it's one of those things that probably wouldn't help the slightest. Although it means well, most of them just don't get it.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j_redley View Post
    I've seen that some where before, and how does your bike not have a horn?
    Sarcasm; a gift all deserve.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    Off a MySpace Bulliten:

    Pulled this off the Honda riders group. It was good and worth sharing...

    from Juan Valdez:



    When you see us in a restaurant:

    You don't have to shield your child or feel intimidated. We have family, wives, husbands, children and loved ones too, just like you. We smile; we laugh and enjoy the moments we have. We are approachable, and would befriend you, if given the opportunity.

    You may have to remind them on how to pay for their meals!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    When you are turning left or entering a roadway/highway
    Definately American - for us it's the right-turners that are the biggest threat????

    A good article though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 90s View Post
    ... my bike has a horn now?

    No, thanks for this placidfemme. Bit American for me (charity run for young children?) but the thought is there.
    What are the Toy Runs here then? I can't see all those little stuffed animals and whatnot going to teenagers or adults.

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    And give life to me again
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    I need a decent horn for my bike... the standard one is gay.

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    Get Stebel... but keep the standard one and a hidden switch (for WOF inspection).
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    PF, a good find and worthy of posting. Hopefully drivers do read these and understand.
    Bling to you.

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    You may have to remind them on how to pay for their meals!
    As for this post... Grow up you fucking retard!
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    Sounds great. Every tinny should get to read this when getting a licence & when renewing it.
    Maybe it should be a yearly reminder for them to read.
    Good posting
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    Good points made, as the "non-bike owning whipping boy" of the formation I'm always relegated to the back ;/ [can't afford a bike, but tag along on the classic bike runs]. It's amazing how many idiots I have to block from overtaking when I'm observing the 5+ second rule behind the pack of bikes. These tards think they can pass me, then scoot around a string of 20+ bikes [even though everyones doing 110kmh+] ;s. Also pisses me off when I see cars tailgating bikes, makes me rage. Anyone know where I can get a bumper sticker saying "I yield for [kiwi]bikers" or something along those lines?

    //Who lanesplit past me on Thursday morning outside the ChCh hospital on the white Cruiser with the top-box. Not cool dude, who lanesplits in a corner - between two cars ;s. I could have seriously mangled you and I would get the blame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 90s View Post
    Bit American for me (charity run for young children?) but the thought is there
    My club in ChCh do a charity ride every year for a childrens home near Lyttleton, for generally 'underprivileged kids' who's parents that need a break. Everyone donates indoor art & craft materials & books, for the kids for Winter

    & as Waylander says, there's the 'toy runs' on all over the country at christmas. The last Nelson one I went on, there was around 300 bikes! Plus there's the easter 'Egg runs' by Bronz. Who do you think reaps all the goodies from these charity rides????

    PF.. this is awesome I reckon it should be a mandatory part of CAR licencing.. to be able to recite it word for word.. from memory!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romeo View Post
    Anyone know where I can get a bumper sticker saying "I yield for [kiwi]bikers" or something along those lines?
    www.bikerfriend.org

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