Maori Sickness

[Flatcap]

It is this type of absolute bollocks that really annoys law abiding honkies like myself.

I hope they throw the Rev in the slammer for wasting the courts time

http://www.stuff.co.nz/3987700a10.html

[Scouse]

Hey that could be rickards defence

[Karma]

Yeh, just saw that too... I got caught burgling a house the other day, but I have Pakeha sickness, so when I stole everything that poor Maori family own I was only thinking about how we raised an empire back in the day.

[sAsLEX]

Love the bit where the person defending his home from some crazy sick maori is awaiting trail....... go our justice system

[PuppetMaster]

Yeh, just saw that too... I got caught burgling a house the other day, but I have Pakeha sickness, so when I stole everything that poor Maori family own I was only thinking about how we raised an empire back in the day.

A taniwha is gonna come and eat your children.

[Hans]

I have Maori sickness as well.... I'm sick of all the Maori bullshit. Sorry Clive et al.

One of these days I'll start suffering from a Northern sickness. It's called Berserkgang. Wonder if I'll get a reduced sentence when Colapop comes to court and speaks in my defense.

[elle-f]

I am a law abiding hori and that Maori Sickness excuse is bloody stupid although i have no idea why somebody would be carrying around a taiaha.......

[spookytooth]

although i have no idea why somebody would be carrying around a taiaha.......

Simple to bash ppl once the sickness kicked in

[mikey62]

Wheres my gun

[Dave Lobster]

"It is only elders who carry these things around. The Maori sickness was upon him. That is the sacredness of carrying these things. It was like a curse had been laid upon him."

Sounds like sycle cell to me.

[Macktheknife]

What a load of bollocks, there may be a taboo or tapu on carrying the objects of a kaumatua, but come on! this makes you commit crimes?
Take the stick off the ignorant little shit and beat him with it!
let's see how sick he feels after that.

[JimO]

its a pity the guy with the gun wasnt a better shot but of course that would be him fucked as well, i reckon anybody commiting a crime has no rights and whatever happens to them is too bad but in good old PC NZ the burgler gets off and the homeowner gets to play hide the sosage with his cellmate

[sunhuntin]

jimjim...yep. the crims have all the rights, and the victims get nothing.

reckon the bitch who hit me had the same sickness...she ran a stop sign, could have killed me [somehow i managed to not land in front of oncoming traffic] and she got let off. i nearly got charged for going slightly over the limit. yet, had i been going exactly 50k, i would have hit her door, or the back door, possibly causing her into premature labour, or seriosuly injuring one of her other 100 kids.
i got stuck in a cast, and lost my job. acc dicked me around till there was basically no point bothering. she get nothing. said shed pay, and admitted fault, then denied everything when we chased her up. bike was written off [it was destroyed.]

[candor]

Seen a bit of Maori sickness. Never saw a case that caused that kinda behaviour. I think the reverend Kaa best rething that one or else if hes right he best go lay his hands and blessings on all the other home invaders, burglars and pisshead who get into a tussle.

The main problem for the sick guy really was that taiaha does not beat gun. After that challenge I'd say he was glad to throw down his walking stick n'all!

[Guitana]

I had the Maori sickness once I awoke in the morning could'nt be fucked going to work signed up for the dole that afternoon then spent two months doing burg's,smoking pot drinking every night and beating the missus and kids when they asked me for money to buy groceries!!!!!!
And my taiaha's only ten inches long!!!!!