Economic stature. WTF?

[mikey]

office bitchesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Madness]

office bitchesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come and mow my lawn for a dollar.

[doc]

That's me alright, except for all the stuff about me that is.

I have a "Cunning plan" suggestion. How about leaving out sealant, and using untreated timber on outside supports. By the time the suits find out about it you will be long gone. They will probably have been made redundant too, if your lucky.

[The Pastor]

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white, and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
They point the cannon right at you

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, dont they help themselves
But when the tax man comes to the door,
Lord the house looks like a rummage sale

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
They only answer "More! More! More!"

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no military son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

[SPman]

But there is a dress code which I have to adhere to.

I think I've got one of those (no - not a dress) - but I ignore it!

I'm a scruffy bastard! - must be all those years of building and ignoring suits!

[mikey]

Can the 'suits' do their job while you're making a racket ? Can they talk on the phone while concrete is being drilled, cut etc ?

concrete drill goes into slab 100mm at most with a bit 6mm at its THISCKEST point, it makes a little thud thud thud noise not a big waaaaaaaaarrrrrrcrunch crunchwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr from concrete cutting or heavy drilling, which doesnt happen very frequently.
i talk on my phone on the same floor when people are drilling into the slab to hang wires off, so no problems with office bitches up stairs not being able to hear the more commonly than not, NON WORK RELATED SHIT THERE BLABBERING ON ABOUT

OSH regulations ? You can wear earmuffs but it's not practical for them when they answer phones. Alternative interim premises for their staff costs money - can you charge more for working outside of 'normal office hours' ?

with the drills most people use you dont need ear muffs, you are supposed to weart ear muffs, but only you not the other 20 guys working on the same floor, and they dont go running for ear muffs soon as a drill starts. moving to alternative premises is a fukn joke. unless its your floor thats being renovated.

Sorry to disagree but conversely why then is your job more important that theirs ? I agree that some staff complain about sweet FA.
Can they do their job effectively outside of office hours like you can ? Such as their business 'partners' only working during office hours.

OFfice bitches wouldnt have anywahere to bitch around if it wasnt for the FZZERMANs of the world, theyd be outside sitting under trees or somewhere, yet office bitches look down on the fizzermans of this world, quite ironic.
the office bitches shouldnt have to move to alternate premises, nor work outside normal hours, they SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUK UP INSTEAD OF BITCHING ALL THE TIME

End of the day, you are being contracted to do a job so 'they' get to dictate the working hours under the contract - your choice is to accept the contract or not - your choice.

yet again another office bitcher being wrong. typical officer bitch mentality. haha., talking about different tenants on differnt floors, not the ones thats companies are 'giving' plebs like fizzer work as you might put it. its not common for one company to tenant a whole building..

Another consideration is the neighbour premises and noise regulations regarding their 'rights'. Do you meet the construction noise standards with regard to adjoining tenancies (office next door) ?

probably not, i think farting sends the limit over doesnt it. the shitty little partitions that we build wouldnt stop fuk all office noise going through adjoinging tenancies, but noise pollution down on the street is fuk all, more noise comes from traffic.

I don't think it's about being 'better' than you, but what is practicable for the people issuing the contract, and their staff requirements in order to do their jobs.

there staff are never there, its other companies office bitches that are doing the bitching, and YES OFFICE BITCHES ARE BETTER THAN BUILDING PLEBS< LOTS BETTER so ILL BE WORKING SATURDAY AND SUNDAY CASUE OF SOME MOANING FUKN OFFICE BITCHES TOO

the funny thing is you dont even wear a suit!

[mikey]

i enjoy getting out my dynadrillat work, an hammering away for five or ten minutes, which is nomrally how long it takes for a building manager to get called an find the person comminting these atrocious war crimes under the noise pollution act, then wait for him to get back onto his elevator and go back to his coffee, wait a minute then back into it. nomrally gets a bit upset. packs a tanty. no one ever sees who was doing the drilling. back in the elevator and back into the drilling. less time i have to spend there on office bitches hours 9-3 is the less time i have to come back when i could be out doing my own shit

another good one is when there is commercial and resedential i nthe smae building. YOU GET BOTH OF THEM BITCHING. so who ever does the most bitching, GETS THE MOST DRILLING DONE ON THERE TIME>

[cowpoos]

concrete drill goes into slab 100mm at most with a bit 6mm at its THISCKEST point, it makes a little thud thud thud noise not a big waaaaaaaaarrrrrrcrunch crunchwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr from concrete cutting or heavy drilling, which doesnt happen very frequently.
i talk on my phone on the same floor when people are drilling into the slab to hang wires off, so no problems with office bitches up stairs not being able to hear the more commonly than not, NON WORK RELATED SHIT THERE BLABBERING ON ABOUT

with the drills most people use you dont need ear muffs, you are supposed to weart ear muffs, but only you not the other 20 guys working on the same floor, and they dont go running for ear muffs soon as a drill starts. moving to alternative premises is a fukn joke. unless its your floor thats being renovated.

OFfice bitches wouldnt have anywahere to bitch around if it wasnt for the FZZERMANs of the world, theyd be outside sitting under trees or somewhere, yet office bitches look down on the fizzermans of this world, quite ironic.
the office bitches shouldnt have to move to alternate premises, nor work outside normal hours, they SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUK UP INSTEAD OF BITCHING ALL THE TIME

yet again another office bitcher being wrong. typical officer bitch mentality. haha., talking about different tenants on differnt floors, not the ones thats companies are 'giving' plebs like fizzer work as you might put it. its not common for one company to tenant a whole building..

probably not, i think farting sends the limit over doesnt it. the shitty little partitions that we build wouldnt stop fuk all office noise going through adjoinging tenancies, but noise pollution down on the street is fuk all, more noise comes from traffic.

there staff are never there, its other companies office bitches that are doing the bitching, and YES OFFICE BITCHES ARE BETTER THAN BUILDING PLEBS< LOTS BETTER so ILL BE WORKING SATURDAY AND SUNDAY CASUE OF SOME MOANING FUKN OFFICE BITCHES TOO

the funny thing is you dont even wear a suit!

what did you have for lunch today mikey?

[White trash]

concrete drill goes into slab 100mm at most with a bit 6mm at its THISCKEST point, it makes a little thud thud thud noise not a big waaaaaaaaarrrrrrcrunch crunchwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr from concrete cutting or heavy drilling, which doesnt happen very frequently.
i talk on my phone on the same floor when people are drilling into the slab to hang wires off, so no problems with office bitches up stairs not being able to hear the more commonly than not, NON WORK RELATED SHIT THERE BLABBERING ON ABOUT

with the drills most people use you dont need ear muffs, you are supposed to weart ear muffs, but only you not the other 20 guys working on the same floor, and they dont go running for ear muffs soon as a drill starts. moving to alternative premises is a fukn joke. unless its your floor thats being renovated.

OFfice bitches wouldnt have anywahere to bitch around if it wasnt for the FZZERMANs of the world, theyd be outside sitting under trees or somewhere, yet office bitches look down on the fizzermans of this world, quite ironic.
the office bitches shouldnt have to move to alternate premises, nor work outside normal hours, they SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUK UP INSTEAD OF BITCHING ALL THE TIME

yet again another office bitcher being wrong. typical officer bitch mentality. haha., talking about different tenants on differnt floors, not the ones thats companies are 'giving' plebs like fizzer work as you might put it. its not common for one company to tenant a whole building..

probably not, i think farting sends the limit over doesnt it. the shitty little partitions that we build wouldnt stop fuk all office noise going through adjoinging tenancies, but noise pollution down on the street is fuk all, more noise comes from traffic.

there staff are never there, its other companies office bitches that are doing the bitching, and YES OFFICE BITCHES ARE BETTER THAN BUILDING PLEBS< LOTS BETTER so ILL BE WORKING SATURDAY AND SUNDAY CASUE OF SOME MOANING FUKN OFFICE BITCHES TOO

the funny thing is you dont even wear a suit!

Are you fucking Drew or something bro?

[Drew]

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white, and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
They point the cannon right at you

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, dont they help themselves
But when the tax man comes to the door,
Lord the house looks like a rummage sale

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
They only answer "More! More! More!"

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no military son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

Is that Neil Young, or Credence Clearwater? I'm often confused by the anti establishment movement songs.

[Flatcap]

Whats wrong with working in an office?

Someone has to shuffle the claim papers about after you builder types build a shitbox leaky building and then wind up your company to avoid lawsuits.

[Drew]

Whats wrong with working in an office?

Someone has to shuffle the claim papers about after you builder types build a shitbox leaky building and then wind up your company to avoid lawsuits.

I only do internal office fitouts mate, and the odd bit of domestic ceilings. So if the place leaks, my public liabilty insurance wont be called, I dont do cladding of any sort.

[Flatcap]

I only do internal office fitouts mate, and the odd bit of domestic ceilings. So if the place leaks, my public liabilty insurance wont be called, I dont do cladding of any sort.

Well I hope you didn't do my office cos the door doesn't latch and the ceiling panels are falling off...

plus it stinks


...but that may be my fault

[Deano]

Lighten up Mikey.

[Drew]

Lighten up Mikey.

All about the larfs here bro, we know it's part of the job, and it does put people out, we just havin a bitch cos we can.

(PS, you're an office geek )