God, this had to be the funniest thing I have read all month
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99471
God, this had to be the funniest thing I have read all month
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99471
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
It kind of disturbs me that someone would write that up.
As a teenager, I preferred to keep my mildly deviant sexual fantasies private, not fictionalise them in detail and post them on the internet.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
He is american, and you can tell he is just gagging for attention
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
That was weak and far from the funniest thing I've read for a year. Sorry.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Shouldn't this be in the jokes thread
Yea, I think he might be talking out his ass a bit, or a lot (apparently a nice ass none the less)
This one is far funnier!![]()
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
I thought it was abit close to the bone,so to speak,when I have just had my 15 yearold daughter visit from Auckland,with her 17 year old boy friend,that I have never met
My wife & I actually had the "SEX" conversation & they did not know which way to look,was a very uncomfortable situation,but if they are doing it I would prefer they are at least "safe", remember when sex was safe & sky diving was dangerous
"The road to Hell is really grippy with loads of run off & some wicked lefthanders"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
14 or so years ago, I was living in Stockholm with my then crazy girlfriend and we were visiting her parents at their summer house in the archipelago. They had a boat shed and sauna right on the water and the idea was to get really hot in the sauna then jump in the freezing water for fun. Of course, sometimes you had to break the ice first.
A time honoured Christmas tradition was a family sauna. GF told me (quite seriously) that you leave your towels and robes outside and sit around naked. Her parents backed her up here. I actually believed them cause they were very liberal. The bitch made sure I was last in cause I had to go get some more firewood. Good one. I enter with chronic shrinkage due to outside temp of -15 and they're in towels. My nickname from then on was lilla Finn. Easy to translate. I got them back but that's a nufer story.
"hey Don, come check out Joey's butt!"
oh thats just wrong!
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