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    Angry I'm such a dick!

    Came off today.. jeans and teeshirt...

    forgot the bloody disc lock! got about 6cm and then front wheel locked and down she went

    First time I've used the disc lock in ages, which is most likely why I forgot it.

    Broke the orange plastic on the front of my indicator, but thats it. I think I bit of superglue will be all it needs.


    But god damn, I'm an idiot.
    "And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."

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    I always do it, but never at speed.

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    Coz you weren't wearing something that may give you a little more protection or coz you broke your bike?

    Better to have a dick than to be one...
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    oh dear!

    maybe a bright cord from the disk lock to the throttle or key fathom would be the go to make sure it doesn't happen again

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    Jesus dude, dont be too hard on yourself! At least your OK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Coz you weren't wearing something that may give you a little more protection or coz you broke your bike?

    Better to have a dick than to be one...

    Cuz i dropped my bike.

    I was only moving the thing from one side of the carpark to the other! what a pointless exercise!

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    oh dear!

    maybe a bright cord from the disk lock to the throttle or key fathom would be the go to make sure it doesn't happen again
    Yeah, thats the go. I've seen them, my lock didn't have one but I will be making my own.
    "And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter View Post
    Came off today...
    The title of your thread took the words right out of my mouth! lol
    Been there, done it myself... no wonder my name is Richard!
    As they say, Dick by name....

    Glad you're OK.
    Regards,

    Richard Cranium


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    Quote Originally Posted by ceebie13 View Post
    The title of your thread took the words right out of my mouth! lol
    Been there, done it myself... no wonder my name is Richard!
    As they say, Dick by name....

    Glad you're OK.
    Regards,

    Richard Cranium
    Yep, Ive done it as well. At a busy gas station with a huge bunch of school kids waiting for a bus right there!

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    Ah well, least it's a little mistake! Only costs your pride and dignity (I lost mine a long time ago so I can act the way I do! )

    Every time I put a disc lock or cable on my bike, I always thread my reminder religiously to my brake lever. The one day I don't will be the day I do what you did so well!

    I know it takes a little bit of time, but it's always well spent. I get paranoid when I ride into the city. Always lock it up and thus... the cable reminder so I won't do what you did when I know I could do it too!

    Least you didn't try to pop a wheelie and ride away into the sunset! And ... no gear!!? What the?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Yep, Ive done it as well. At a busy gas station with a huge bunch of school kids waiting for a bus right there!
    What you didn't see was McJim pushing you into the hedge and then offering his hand to you (if he was crueler, he'd take your hand, let go, just to watch you fall back down again! )
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    Smile

    Yep buy yourself one of those bright yellow curly cords that go from the disc lock up to the lever...... then you will always remember that you have that darned disc lock on. They are about $9 from most bike shops.

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    doh

    Hey shit happens and at least it was a lesson learned at low speed.

    I'm sure you'll be wearing GEAR and making a wee physical reminder to yourself on the bike that the locks on!

    PS Don't listen to GIJOE, my McJim wouldn't push a fella over or make them fall off. That's like pulling wings off bugs kinda material which my hubby is most certainly not.
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    I've done this as well. Was wearing gear though. There were 20,0000 people watching. How embarassing. Lost a fair bit of petrol. Luckily, that was all I lost.

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    Rest assured you are not the only one to have taken the "shit the disck lock tumble" Funny to watch though!......... sorry
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chickadee View Post
    Hey shit happens and at least it was a lesson learned at low speed.

    I'm sure you'll be wearing GEAR and making a wee physical reminder to yourself on the bike that the locks on!

    PS Don't listen to GIJOE, my McJim wouldn't push a fella over or make them fall off. That's like pulling wings off bugs kinda material which my hubby is most certainly not.
    Yep, she's right. McJim is honest as the rain pours in Scotland. He's a bonnie prince of a man and his scottish accent just breaks me up in stitches inside (what is it with Scotsman in my life? I get rid of one just to have another step up and take his place! )

    I can't help but snigger when McJim wears his red gear and I'm reminded of Star Trek with Scotty!

    And... how come no gear!!?
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