Looking for a new girlfriend; must have only one leg

[jafar]

Paul McCartney had one, think her name was 'golddigger'
Give him a call I'm sure he's finished with her now

[gijoe1313]

And somewhere, a cafe racer waits for Xerxes...

On ya boyo, your ride is becoming a magnus opus for the splendiferous salutations that you sidle alongside with your career as a bona fide biker!

The trials and tribulations wherein you have trounced and terminated with pizazz and elan fair takes my breath away!

It has been a honour and a privilege to have made your acquaintance, from the moment of your perilous position on the precipice which precipitated my passion to perform an expected Samaritan act of the Biker code to the dalliances I have had wherein you have had to make copious repairs to your dear asiatic mechanical conveyance!

Not small your sacrifices, long suffering your flesh and blood female boon companion, vast was the outlay of your miserable store of funds earnt honestly through the sweat of your mortal hands,vicarious was the pleasure we earnt as we watched your vindication...

Your steed arising anew like a phoenix excoriating the pious dowdy exterior to reveal that passionate fire beating within!

Huzzah I say! Champion of that lateral conviction endowed within all of this land's long white cloud - to be flexible and changeable with the moment, adapting to adversity, brushing aside brusqueness, canny in compliance, doughty in demands, enriched for experience, formidable in formulations, generally pursuing greatness, holding all hints, informing with intuition, juggling his job, knowing his knots, loosening our limitations, manhandling his machine, needing other's nous, opening his operations, prefacing his performances, querying KBer's quotes, regarding the routinues, signifying his sources, tallying the totals, understanding the unguents, vexed with victory, winsome with words, xenophobic about xiphius, yawing with youth and zinging with zen!

Now let us quit this labour and plan for new vistas upon our occular marvels to spectate, to take firm hold of destiny's yoke, give full reign to the apogee of our talents to take our physical selves to other places in our space-time continuum!

Huzzah!

[xwhatsit]

And somewhere, a cafe racer waits for Xerxes...

On ya boyo, your ride is becoming a magnus opus for the splendiferous salutations that you sidle alongside with your career as a bona fide biker!

The trials and tribulations wherein you have trounced and terminated with pizazz and elan fair takes my breath away!

It has been a honour and a privilege to have made your acquaintance, from the moment of your perilous position on the precipice which precipitated my passion to perform an expected Samaritan act of the Biker code to the dalliances I have had wherein you have had to make copious repairs to your dear asiatic mechanical conveyance!

Not small your sacrifices, long suffering your flesh and blood female boon companion, vast was the outlay of your miserable store of funds earnt honestly through the sweat of your mortal hands,vicarious was the pleasure we earnt as we watched your vindication...

Your steed arising anew like a phoenix excoriating the pious dowdy exterior to reveal that passionate fire beating within!

Huzzah I say! Champion of that lateral conviction endowed within all of this land's long white cloud - to be flexible and changeable with the moment, adapting to adversity, brushing aside brusqueness, canny in compliance, doughty in demands, enriched for experience, formidable in formulations, generally pursuing greatness, holding all hints, informing with intuition, juggling his job, knowing his knots, loosening our limitations, manhandling his machine, needing other's nous, opening his operations, prefacing his performances, querying KBer's quotes, regarding the routinues, signifying his sources, tallying the totals, understanding the unguents, vexed with victory, winsome with words, xenophobic about xiphius, yawing with youth and zinging with zen!

Now let us quit this labour and plan for new vistas upon our occular marvels to spectate, to take firm hold of destiny's yoke, give full reign to the apogee of our talents to take our physical selves to other places in our space-time continuum!

Huzzah!

Goddamnit, no more bling left for you apparently

I now have a new alphabet to teach my kids! Thank-you, Sir!

[El Dopa]

You'll need that footpeg for your next WOF too.

What's the WOF situation if you only have a single seat bike?

I'm in the process of modding my bike, and one of the changes will be to change to a single seat unit (remove the pillion seat and replace with a 'hump'). I'm also planning on removing the pillion pegs and using the hanger to mount an exhaust.

It's going to be a pain in the arse if I have to swap it all back to the original setup every six months.

[Steam]

... one of the changes will be to change to a single seat unit (remove the pillion seat and replace with a 'hump'). I'm also planning on removing the pillion pegs and using the hanger to mount an exhaust.
It's going to be a pain in the arse if I have to swap it all back to the original setup every six months.

You gotta have pillion pegs if they were originally fitted. Changing the seat is fine as long as "it is fitted to the original mounting points" I think.

[deanohit]

yea mate something like that happened to me.heard a rattle while riding,stopped and found the muffler bolt had come out.stopped at the next farm and got some tie wire off the cockie and wired it back on until I got home.then went over the bike with a spanner and found that the rear engine mount bolt had no nut on it.so started pulling nuts off an bolts out and put shitloads off loctite over them all.

[El Dopa]

You gotta have pillion pegs if they were originally fitted. Changing the seat is fine as long as "it is fitted to the original mounting points" I think.

So even if there is nowhere for a pillion to rest their arse, the pegs must be in place? Are they meant to stand for the whole journey?

[Steam]

So even if there is nowhere for a pillion to rest their arse, the pegs must be in place? Are they meant to stand for the whole journey?

OK now I looked it up, you'll be fine.

You gotta have "foot rests for the pillion passenger if provision is made for pillion riding." That's in this official LTNZ PDF file, which covers external motorcycle things, page three, point one.

[El Dopa]

OK now I looked it up, you'll be fine.

You gotta have "foot rests for the pillion passenger if provision is made for pillion riding." That's in this official LTNZ PDF file, which covers external motorcycle things, page three, point one.

You sir, are a gentleman. Much obliged.