BJ goes down....again

[Babelfish]

"I'm not allowed to have more than one toy".....fark me but that sounds pretty much like an excuse.

Anyway for the record......I didn't let the driveway stop me riding....it stopped me from parking in MY garage....still did the motorway ....and commuting , granted not peak peak time but

Anyway enough about me......this IS all about you

I am not the seasoned rider, and I once again refer to Sparky Marks little tale, that yes, I am STILL savouring....just in case you try to go in denial yet again I have kindly pasted it for your viewing pleasure.

"Not mentioning anything to do with being stuck behind 'someone' at the front and centre of 2, now moving, lanes of traffic, waiting patiently for 'someone' to find a 'spark' and, ahem... move along... completely inappropriate... "



Time and place

Yawn Twas nothing, and that still isnt an excuse knobber. I sense you're clutching at staws there.

The driveway did stop you (you parked your bike at your sisters) for a while, the motorway did stop you for a while, yada yada yada. You cant fool me, act all tough but you need a big cup of HTFU juice girly.

Time and place? When you you can ride above 80 let me know.

Oh, "granted not at peak time" IS an excuse, in case you need an example for future reference.

[Stirts]

My bike didnt stall at the lights, the vacuum from a gas hungry carb technology (read: old) VTR caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex, hence warp wasnt reached.

OK OK so WTF is this then Mr BJ?....smells to me like a BIG FAT FARKEN EXCUSE to me

It wasn't my fault....it was the vacuum...it's so not fair....caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex......boo hoo hoo....YOU STALLED.

[Babelfish]

OK OK so WTF is this then Mr BJ?....smells to me like a BIG FAT FARKEN EXCUSE to me

It wasn't my fault....it was the vacuum...it's so not fair....caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex......boo hoo hoo....YOU STALLED.

Is that it? The stall? Its called tongue in cheek towards something I dont give a rats arse about. If thats the most embarassing thing about my riding you can come up with you havent been riding with me enough. I dont give a toss about stalling, nor being blown across the other side of the road.

Now, going up the back of a womans car because I was more interested in the totty walking on the footpath was embarrasing.

Having to learn to piss into a bottle in hospital after an accident, and having the ambo drivers walk in to see the damage was embarrassing.

And there's many, MANY more....police issues, strangling girlfriend, speed bumps, close calls, animals, foreign objects, lack of clothing bla bla bla. Making stalling about as piddly as your cc rating.

So in the end (and to try and stop this ping pong off topic gayness) if you want to know more embarrassing situations you have to keep up, so I reckon I'm safe for a few years yet.

[Sparky Mark]

My-My you two HAVE been busy... I do hope I'm not sensing a little tension

Anyhooo... interesting reading but, just a couple of little things...

Quote: TempBJ
"Mr I-Like-Fingers-In-My-Mouth Spark-Arse"

Actually yes! Having a not bad looking bird come up to you in the office and do that was very nice thank you, and probably something you are unlikely to experience unless your Mrs goes especially to your employment OR (less likely) you come accross another female who actually likes you

Quote: TempBJ
"Whereas, you're unfortunate moment on the driveway is logged on this site, as was Spark-arses moments personally witnessed"

Now, just to clarify... are we talking about the unfortunate stalling moment, witnessed by myself, or my unfortunate misplacing of the side stand whilst rushing for a piss? The latter fortunately witnessed by noone.

Now Stirts, bling awarded for the valiant battle of wits

TempBJ, we will talk about this more over lunch sometime this week. Please though, when you book the table, inform the waiter that I am coming with you. He will then realise that he will need to provide menu's and have someone to take our order within the hour...

[Stirts]

Quote: TempBJ
"Mr I-Like-Fingers-In-My-Mouth Spark-Arse"

Actually yes! Having a not bad looking bird come up to you in the office and do that was very nice thank you, and probably something you are unlikely to experience unless your Mrs goes especially to your employment OR (less likely) you come accross another female who actually likes you

*Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*

Fark I was a little curious about that one....not what I had in mind however! Nice place to work by the sounds

[Sparky Mark]

*Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*

Fark I was a little curious about that one....not what I had in mind however! Nice place to work by the sounds

Yes, we had a somewhat 'interesting' working relationship

[gijoe1313]

The scary thing about all this is that it's sounding like a script from Shortie St.

Gadzooks! Where is the Spanish Inquisition when you need them!

[Stirts]

Yes, we had a somewhat 'interesting' working relationship

"had"? short and sweet...the best kind sometimes

Hahahaaaa should rile Brent-Arse some more.....get more dirt on him that way. I'm sure he'll come back with...."You’ll need to do better than that love." or the like

[Sparky Mark]

"had"? short and sweet...the best kind sometimes

Well sort of.. I changed companies (but she only works 2 floors up)

[Stirts]

Well sort of.. I changed companies (but she only works 2 floors up)

NICE

[Babelfish]

Actually yes! Having a not bad looking bird come up to you in the office and do that was very nice thank you, and probably something you are unlikely to experience unless your Mrs goes especially to your employment OR (less likely) you come accross another female who actually likes you

Now, just to clarify... are we talking about the unfortunate stalling moment, witnessed by myself, or my unfortunate misplacing of the side stand whilst rushing for a piss? The latter fortunately witnessed by noone.

Witnessed by a. you telling me (knobber) and b. me seeing you left indicator being at an upward angle (about the only thing you have likely to be on an upward angle you old fucker).

As for the stall, remember it was you that almost tail ended me! Who's the silly fucker here?

Now Stirts, bling awarded for the valiant battle of wits

Now Stirts, bling awarded for the valiant battle of wits

*Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*

Jesus, its the mutual retard appreciation society.

"had"? short and sweet...the best kind sometimes

Well you two are bloody short enough, but Sweet? pfft

[Stirts]

Farken nice bike Brent-Arse.....did I mention that?

Don't worry Sparky-Arse (...or wait is that a Spunky-Arse for girlies to put fingers in HIS mouth) he jus jealous

Jesus, its the mutual retard appreciation society.

Welcome retard....*bling* awarded


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