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    Sex divided by age test

    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!




    It takes less than a minute.




    Work this out as you read .




    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!




    This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.







    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex - (more than once but less than 10)!








    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)









    3. Add 5













    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator











    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .If you haven't, add 1756.













    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.













    You should have a three digit number










    The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to do it each week.)








    The next two numbers are














    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)






    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND



    WHILE IT LASTS.

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    doesn't work - guess I get too much sex...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    doesn't work - guess I get too much sex...
    Worked for me. You'd better show us your calculations then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    doesn't work - guess I get too much sex...
    dont count the hand solo performances
    RIDE FOR THE CONDITIONS WHEN THEY CHANGE INCREASE YOUR SPEED

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    doesn't work - guess I get too much sex...
    It's not how much you are getting, it's how much you'd LIKE to be be getting.
    And maybe your mother lied about your age. (You didn't fall in the cauldron when you were little, did you?)
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by busa pete View Post
    dont count the hand solo performances
    yup - there's the problem... thanks.

    Mrs Palmer was putting the figures out by a power of 10...!
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    Worked for me- oh my gosh the computer knows everything about me!!:O



    EDIT - it even knew when I used different numbers to fool it
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Oh my god it did work!!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    definitely worked...amusing that!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    That was so cool!!

    Greeeen Bliiiiing to Yoooooooo!!!

    Imagine the pointy headed boffin that actually thought to sit down and work this equation out - a hobby for a nuclear physicist perhaps?
    Illuc ivi, illud feci.

    Buggrim, Buggrit.

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    Yip worked for me. final number 734.
    You’re dammed if you do and you’re dammed if you don’t… Bartholomew J. Simpson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kflasher View Post
    Yip worked for me. final number 734.
    Sheesh, seven times a week. You don't expect much

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    maths..... hmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoGirl View Post
    Sheesh, seven times a week. You don't expect much
    Expecting or just trying to keep up...same thing.
    You’re dammed if you do and you’re dammed if you don’t… Bartholomew J. Simpson

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    493??? i want fukifuki more than 4 times a week and i defo aint 93 years old!!! i know i had a hard newspaper round when i was a kid but sheesh!!!
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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