Cops and Captions - Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Watcha Gonna Do!

**been_there** · 29th April 2009, 13:41

PIC 1:

Can you hurry up...I really need to have a shit!!

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:20

Pic 1: Concrete worker "FFS you've run over me mate! Help me dig him out!"

Pic 2: "It's not fair... "sob" "sob" "sniff"... it was my turn to ride it next. I want another bike to ride now! Can I call my mummy?"

Pic 3: "Excuse me have you seen the Presidents car, we were following him but lost him when we stopped for donuts?"

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:22

Pic 1: "Bloody hell, you ran over my trowel! Stop hiding up there like a pansy. get down here and help me find the thing!"

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:26

Pic 2: "I'm sorry Dave. I know it's a huge loss but there is just no way you'll be able to make it to the donut shop to join the boys. Maybe tomorrow."

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:29

Pic 1: Why coneheads shouldn't be employed as police.

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:31

Pic 1: "yes sir, I have checked and the concrete has been poured to the correct depth." "I am pleased to report I have got to the bottom of this matter"

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:36

Pic 2: "I just didn't see the plastic tape strung across the road until the last second and when I did I tried to serve but it was too late. I hit one of the plastic tapes and broke it in half. I'm sorry!"

But that wasn't the real problem. Officer Dave had just crashed through a police crime scene and threw his motorcycle down before both of them slid through critical evidence before it had been gathered and took out two CSI's.

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:39

Pic 2 Officer Dave realised he won't be able to ride his bike in the annual gay parade this weekend.

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:40

Pic 2: Even police Honda riders are gay. (I shouldn't have said that....lol)

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:47

Pic 1: Mike thought it was a great joke to direct the cop into the wet cement until he realised he had to dig him out. It did get a lot of laughs down at the jail house though.

Pic 1: Officer Hans had intended to run across the wet concrete and leave his mark on the surface. His recent attendance at meditation classes meant his marks were a lot deepeer than he could have imagined.

Pic 1: "Officer Hans to base. I will be unable to attend the accident on North Street. I have got concrete on my bike and need to stop to clean it off. I will report in when I am available"

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:48

Pic 1: Moments earlier Officer Hans had spotted a beautiful frauline. He flipped up his visor, winked and smiled as she smiled back... moments later her smile broke into laughter.

**Mystic13** · 29th April 2009, 16:50

Pic 1:

- "can you get of the fu*ken bike and help me dig it out!"

- Officer Hans deep in thought. Wondering how to explain this. A day later all excuses were worthless when this picture made the front page of many newspapers around the world.

**Patch** · 29th April 2009, 16:54

trying to up your post count Mystic??

**PrincessBandit** · 29th April 2009, 17:03

1. Yeah, I'd much rather suck your front tyre, but I didn't know it was going to get so messy

2. Now now mate, plenty more fish in the sea.

3. Donuts? I'll demo then watch you guys all do one trying to turn to chase me

4. OK, who was the wise guy who asked "gotta light?" while i was concentrating on that corner??

oops, my bad, no. 4 was mirror shattering, not sparks a-flyin'. Have to think of another one now.